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by krazyfrog September 2, 2013
Get the faplet mug.Mikhael is exhibiting full blown fatetite having eaten a giant portion of mac & cheese, half a bag of doritos, 3 sodas, pho and half a valentine's cake all in one day.
by i dunno iono oreo February 16, 2010
Get the Fatetite mug.A fatget is, in essence, an overweight individual who partakes in behaviors that would often be termed as being a "faggot."
Does not necessarily mean being homosexual, just tendencies that would warrant being called a "fag" in a MW2 lobby.
Often they complain about not having food to shove in their face, and will often try to brag about skills on games such as Call of Duty : Black Ops 4, even though they most likely have none. The type of person to quickscope +15 times, hit the person, then record the clip as if it was good. Have atleast broken 6 controllers and 3 headsets in their life.
In appearance they are morbidly obese, and can be found with traces of Cheeto dust on their chest.
Does not necessarily mean being homosexual, just tendencies that would warrant being called a "fag" in a MW2 lobby.
Often they complain about not having food to shove in their face, and will often try to brag about skills on games such as Call of Duty : Black Ops 4, even though they most likely have none. The type of person to quickscope +15 times, hit the person, then record the clip as if it was good. Have atleast broken 6 controllers and 3 headsets in their life.
In appearance they are morbidly obese, and can be found with traces of Cheeto dust on their chest.
by Actually John Wick March 14, 2019
Get the Fatget mug.Having the physical traits of enlarged body part (mainly the gut region.) Most fatleens swim with a t-shirt on to keep their tits from floating to the surface. Similar to a walrus or elephant.
"Where is that lard-ass fatleens at?" said Mike. "Probably closing down our local buffet" replied Tom.
by Anal Destroyer June 29, 2010
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After a little research, it turns out that Jim's little factoid the other night was actually a factlet. (This will change how people think about President Taft).
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