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A tablet bought solely for the purpose of watching porn.
"Why do you have just the browser on the homescreen of your tablet?"

"Because it's my faplet."

"Goddammit Jim!"
faplet by krazyfrog September 2, 2013
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Fatetite 

(n) (Fa-Teh-Tite) Having an insatiable appetite like that of a fatty.
Mikhael is exhibiting full blown fatetite having eaten a giant portion of mac & cheese, half a bag of doritos, 3 sodas, pho and half a valentine's cake all in one day.
Fatetite by i dunno iono oreo February 16, 2010
A fatget is, in essence, an overweight individual who partakes in behaviors that would often be termed as being a "faggot."

Does not necessarily mean being homosexual, just tendencies that would warrant being called a "fag" in a MW2 lobby.

Often they complain about not having food to shove in their face, and will often try to brag about skills on games such as Call of Duty : Black Ops 4, even though they most likely have none. The type of person to quickscope +15 times, hit the person, then record the clip as if it was good. Have atleast broken 6 controllers and 3 headsets in their life.

In appearance they are morbidly obese, and can be found with traces of Cheeto dust on their chest.
Who in the fuck invited this cuck ass fatget to the party? Kick him.
Fatget by Actually John Wick March 14, 2019
Having the physical traits of enlarged body part (mainly the gut region.) Most fatleens swim with a t-shirt on to keep their tits from floating to the surface. Similar to a walrus or elephant.
"Where is that lard-ass fatleens at?" said Mike. "Probably closing down our local buffet" replied Tom.
fatleens by Anal Destroyer June 29, 2010
A trivial, ephemeral fact; yet just as accurate. Not to be confused with factoid, which denotes less than accurate.
After a little research, it turns out that Jim's little factoid the other night was actually a factlet. (This will change how people think about President Taft).
factlet by Rex Cavendish July 20, 2008

fatletic 

A very large person that is curiuosly athletic. Often a professional athlete.
CC Sabathia may be big but he is totally fatletic.
fatletic by FunMom May 9, 2011