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Fangirlese 

An obscure language spoken by fangirls. It started at an unknown time period as a result of a poor bastardization between Chatspeak and the English Language. Caps Lock is also used to accentuate anger or pure emotion. The language is also know for the lack of punctuation, verb tenses, capitalization, syntax, and most of the vowels. It is the hallmark of ignorance and every fangirls' obsessions.
Twilight Fangirl: OmGGGZZZ liEk TaYLoR LAUTneR iz so hAWT!!!111!

Justin Bieber Fangirl: NO u stupid whor u are a stpuid

Jonas Brothers Fangirl: fuck you you you stupid bicth you are idoit

Miley Cyrus Fangirl: GRRRFEFJFNLSKDLASKDJL

Rational Person: Sorry guys, I don't speak Fangirlese, the language of ignorance.

*leaves*
Fangirlese by l1011tristar17 February 13, 2010

Fatfired 

Play on words, 'backfired'.
When you offer someone some of your food, out of guilt that you are consuming much more than they are, expecting them to say no, they unexpectedly say yes, so you cut your cheeseburger into two uneven pieces, assuming they will take the small bit, and to your surprise they fucking take the large bit..boy that fatfired.
She actually said yes when I offered her some of my chuppa chup..now I have to share the effing thing. That realy fatfired on me.
Fatfired by itsross May 8, 2008

fangirled 

The act of fanning ones hands rapidly near ones face in overwhelming excitement as a fangirl would when meeting her obsession.
I fangirled when I found myself standing next to Nick Lachey at Starbucks!
fangirled by Nick111 July 1, 2006

Fangirled 

to squeal or behave like a teenager, no matter your actual age, in response to anything Twilight/Edward/Rob Pattinson related. May also cause shaking, crying, shortness of breath, spontaneous Robgasm, or Jizzing your pants.
I completely fangirled when I saw the pictures of Rob Pattinson as shirtless Edward in New Moon.
Fangirled by Iadorepugs August 14, 2009
VERB- To relax at home during one's free time, as a fat girl might do on a Saturday night. Often includes watching television, drinking beer, lounging lazily on the couch.
"Are you going out clubbing tonight?" "No, it's been a long week and I'm tired, so I'm just going to fatgirl it."
(verb) to impede one's significantly more attractive friends from enjoying themselves because one is obese and unattractive.
Dan: So, how was did your night with Liz last night?

Bob: Eh, it was going good until Katie fatgirled me and made Liz leave.
fatgirl by GrigShow January 4, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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