fatgirled 

A verb to describe when a beta provider or other low self-esteem man is suckered into a relationship by an overweight woman, because he is too much of a nice guy to risk hurting her feelings.

My cousin got fatgirled and now my brother has too.

fatgirled by 0hBrother September 11, 2025

Fangirlese 

An obscure language spoken by fangirls. It started at an unknown time period as a result of a poor bastardization between Chatspeak and the English Language. Caps Lock is also used to accentuate anger or pure emotion. The language is also know for the lack of punctuation, verb tenses, capitalization, syntax, and most of the vowels. It is the hallmark of ignorance and every fangirls' obsessions.

Twilight Fangirl: OmGGGZZZ liEk TaYLoR LAUTneR iz so hAWT!!!111!

Justin Bieber Fangirl: NO u stupid whor u are a stpuid

Jonas Brothers Fangirl: fuck you you you stupid bicth you are idoit

Miley Cyrus Fangirl: GRRRFEFJFNLSKDLASKDJL

Rational Person: Sorry guys, I don't speak Fangirlese, the language of ignorance.

*leaves*

Fangirlese by l1011tristar17 February 13, 2010

Fatfired 

Play on words, 'backfired'.
When you offer someone some of your food, out of guilt that you are consuming much more than they are, expecting them to say no, they unexpectedly say yes, so you cut your cheeseburger into two uneven pieces, assuming they will take the small bit, and to your surprise they fucking take the large bit..boy that fatfired.

She actually said yes when I offered her some of my chuppa chup..now I have to share the effing thing. That realy fatfired on me.

Fatfired by itsross May 8, 2008

fangirled 

The act of fanning ones hands rapidly near ones face in overwhelming excitement as a fangirl would when meeting her obsession.

I fangirled when I found myself standing next to Nick Lachey at Starbucks!

fangirled by Nick111 July 1, 2006

Fangirled 

to squeal or behave like a teenager, no matter your actual age, in response to anything Twilight/Edward/Rob Pattinson related. May also cause shaking, crying, shortness of breath, spontaneous Robgasm, or Jizzing your pants.

I completely fangirled when I saw the pictures of Rob Pattinson as shirtless Edward in New Moon.

Fangirled by Iadorepugs August 14, 2009

fatgirl 

VERB- To relax at home during one's free time, as a fat girl might do on a Saturday night. Often includes watching television, drinking beer, lounging lazily on the couch.

"Are you going out clubbing tonight?" "No, it's been a long week and I'm tired, so I'm just going to fatgirl it."

fatgirl by Creff von Crinklepants March 15, 2006

fatgirl 

(verb) to impede one's significantly more attractive friends from enjoying themselves because one is obese and unattractive.

Dan: So, how was did your night with Liz last night?

Bob: Eh, it was going good until Katie fatgirled me and made Liz leave.

fatgirl by GrigShow January 4, 2009