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Fangirlese 

An obscure language spoken by fangirls. It started at an unknown time period as a result of a poor bastardization between Chatspeak and the English Language. Caps Lock is also used to accentuate anger or pure emotion. The language is also know for the lack of punctuation, verb tenses, capitalization, syntax, and most of the vowels. It is the hallmark of ignorance and every fangirls' obsessions.
Twilight Fangirl: OmGGGZZZ liEk TaYLoR LAUTneR iz so hAWT!!!111!

Justin Bieber Fangirl: NO u stupid whor u are a stpuid

Jonas Brothers Fangirl: fuck you you you stupid bicth you are idoit

Miley Cyrus Fangirl: GRRRFEFJFNLSKDLASKDJL

Rational Person: Sorry guys, I don't speak Fangirlese, the language of ignorance.

*leaves*
Fangirlese by l1011tristar17 February 13, 2010
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Annoying fangirls 

Girls from age 3-19+ that go apeshit if you say

*said name* uses too much audiotune

*said name* has a tiny dick, I have a bigger one, and I am a girl

*said name* smokes too much

*said name* is a fuck head

*said name*'s music sucks
Person 1: I fucking hate Wiz Khalifa
Fangirl: FUCK YOU WIZ IS AWESOME!!!!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY AND WEED. BOTH OF WHICH YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!11112224qraqgzdgdsgjkshgsdlkaghkgfasdhfashfjz

Person 1: Justin Bieber sucks
Fangirl: STFU HE IS AWESOME I LOVE HIM *hearts*
Me: Girl, STFU you are only 9 and he does suck.
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BWEARE OF "Annoying fangirls"

fangirls 

1 - Girls who are fanatical about a particular person, group of people, or idea.
The rock star was flooded with fangirls
fangirls by Duncle December 30, 2004

Fangirlism

1. something that you are a serious fangirl of, or that makes you have a fangirl moment; very squeesome.

2. The act of being a fangirl.


3. a fangirl moment.
exaple 1- NaruGaara is one of my many fangirlisms.

example 2- My fangirlism never ceases.

example 3- Heh, sorry, I was having a bit of a fangirlism..
Fangirlism by Anette Reeds March 31, 2009

Jonas Brothers Fangirls 

Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.
"Oh god those Jonas Brothers fangirls just flamed me for not being a zombie and liking the JB

fangirls 

female of approximately 12-17 years old, (though this can vary) who are obsessed by some sort of celebrity/group/band.
contrary to popular belief, fangirls are not always to be confused with stalkers. Can just be happy, excited (albeit somewhat pathetic) about the celebrity/group/band they are crushing on.
However then there are the dangerous fangirls, the kind that hound said celebrity/group/band and annoy the fuck out of other people with their shrieks of 'OMFG!'
Fangirls very often give a bad name for true, normal fans.
fangirl: like OMFGGG i wanna rape Gerard Way!!
normal fan: ..fucking freak.
fangirl: shutup!1!! im gonna have his babiiiess!1!!!1!!!
normal fan: *shoots fangirl in the head*

this is a very realistic example of what may happen do you ever cross paths with a horde of fangirls. Be prepared.
fangirls by wibbleformebibble December 28, 2008

stupid fangirls 

Usually teen girls ranging from 8 to 15 year olds but could be any other too, a stupid fangirl is a girl that is obessed with their ''idols'' and worship them like living gods even when they never even met that person or their idols don't even know they exist, but in a rampant way, they will jump up to strike anyone who doesn't share their same opinion thinking their ''life goal'' is to defend them at all cost even when he/she may not even give a fuck, there are two types of stupid fangirls number one, those who dedícate their entire lives to that person that just wants the cash their fans and a way more confusing type of stupid fangirl, the one that will cut her arms and cry and Yell like a madtruck for their favorite arists/band/youtuber/book/novel/movie/*insert here any other famous fashion* because as a fact these girls do NOT wanna be fans of anyone who isn't famous or already worshipped by a cult of followers,
quoting usual stupid fangirls:
''Harry potter is gonna marry in the next chapter!!!!''
''Justin Bieber is not gay, everyone is just jealous of him''
''Im gonna slit your throat for calling my favorite youtuber bad!!!''
''Let's wrap up 1000 fanfictions of Twilight and BVB!!!

''Im'a Marry One Direction one day!!!!''
''Leave my idol alone you prick, just because you are no one and he's such a nice guy even thought i never met him!!!''
''Im'a subscribe to my favorite youtuber because he is my life!!
PS: this definition also APPLIES also to FANBOYS.
stupid fangirls by StreetFunnel August 23, 2015
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