Fatfired

Play on words, 'backfired'.
When you offer someone some of your food, out of guilt that you are consuming much more than they are, expecting them to say no, they unexpectedly say yes, so you cut your cheeseburger into two uneven pieces, assuming they will take the small bit, and to your surprise they fucking take the large bit..boy that fatfired.
She actually said yes when I offered her some of my chuppa chup..now I have to share the effing thing. That realy fatfired on me.
by itsross May 09, 2008
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Melon On

When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon on.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his cock up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
by itsross May 05, 2008
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Melon Off

When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.

The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon off.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
by itsross May 06, 2008
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Bag of Hurt

Something that causes more trouble or problems that the benefits can outweigh.
Blu-ray is just a bag of hurt. It's great to watch the movies, but the licensing of the tech is so complex, we're waiting till things settle down and Blu-ray takes off in the marketplace.
by itsross November 04, 2008
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