1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex while thinking it might be great.
3) realizing that it sucks
4) realizing you are, indeed, not gay but have some gay dude's dick in your ass.
“When two strangers meet on a dating app and vibe real had over the love of feta” or a particularlyfantastical feta concoction of flavor and cheesy goodness
P1: Did you hear about Jon and Mackenzie?
P2: No, what?
P1: They vibed super hard over some feta and now they have joint custody of a feta based tik-tok account!
P2: WOW, that’s fetatastic!!