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A fat guy who doesnt ever get laid or attention from the sexy girl he likes, until he gets something she needs like concert tickets and he gets the slobbiest most spittiest blowjob from the girl who needs the tickets. The girl also swallows his kids for an extra ticket. Fat ugly man leaves happy.
fat-o:(Fat guy) Hey sexy.

(The sexiest girl in school) Eeeew! Get lost!

two days later

(Fat guy)Hey sexy. I got some tickets to the concert.

(The sexiest girl in school) Oh realy! U know i was kidding the other day.

3 hours later

Fat guy is getting sucked dry and having his babies get swallowed.
fat-o by Toney September 1, 2008

fat-o-sphere 

A play on "blogosphere," refers to a network of morbidly obese, mainly female bloggers who have chosen to believe that it is sexier and healthier to be 100 pounds overweight (because this is easier than putting down the Ben and Jerry's, turning off the computer and going for a walk).
Jessie: I read on the internet that eating twinkies deep fried in pure lard is actually good for your heart.

Annette: Ha! It sounds like you wandered into the fat-o-sphere.
fat-o-sphere by picka picka July 7, 2010

blowing fat o's

When taking a hit from a vape you do a certain motion with your mouth releasing the vapour in a O/ring shape usually done by eshays
yesterday i was getting my back blown and blowing fat O's at the same time
Old Fogies Against Technology
My grandmother showed signs of being an O-Fat when she exclaimed, "Texting? What is a texting? Like a typewriter? Some kind of large keyboard? That is too advanced for the children of today."
O-Fat by Kaembouchrown O. October 7, 2008

Rosie O'Fat 

That annoying fat-ass slob dyke who used to have her own magazine and TV show, otherwise known as Rosie O'Donnell.
When Rosie O'Fat used to do stand up comedy on VH1 I wrote her a letter that said: "Rosie, eat a bag of shit, you suck."
Rosie O'Fat by crapholio September 5, 2005

big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- 

When she makes that ass clap with maxime efficiency and sucks your soul out 180 style
ayo last night your girl made that big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- : say guy 1

... fuck nah : say guy 2

Rip a Fat One 

To rip a fat one is to rip a massive fart that could potentially cause an earthquake or rip a large hole in the pants.
This fart is usually extremely stinky, pretty much equivalent to the same gas used in world war 2 by the nazi executioners.
Jared - "Oi Atef! Rip a fat one!"
Atef - "*Rips a fat one*
Rip a Fat One by Atef Lord February 8, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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