(Person 2 just went off course and right into Person 1.)
Person 1: Shit! Why did you run into me???
Person 2: A bee just flew in my face! Man, that was one fat-off bee!
Person 1: Shit! Why did you run into me???
Person 2: A bee just flew in my face! Man, that was one fat-off bee!
by joe April 22, 2005
by dale and rick August 7, 2005
by Danman1 June 8, 2006
by andersg July 24, 2006
Based on a fishing tournament format, the 'Fat Chick Fish Off" is when a group of males go out 'fishing' at a bar or party and attempt to 'catch' as many hefty females as possible. The goal is to catch the biggest female. At the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. Each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. The fat females are then kicked out and 'released' back into the wild. They can also be eaten if preferred.
John: How did you do in the Fat Chick Fish Off tournament last night?
Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!
Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!
by GOJDCJ October 17, 2010
Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021
SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021