crapholio's definitions

pyramid

When you take such a huge dump that the poop piles up in the shape of a pyramid. The tip of the pyramid sticks out above the toilet waterline, filling the bathroom with a foul smell.

I often do a courtesy flush to avoid forming a poop pyramid.

by crapholio September 24, 2005

Rosie O'Fat

That annoying fat-ass slob dyke who used to have her own magazine and TV show, otherwise known as Rosie O'Donnell.

When Rosie O'Fat used to do stand up comedy on VH1 I wrote her a letter that said: "Rosie, eat a bag of shit, you suck."

by crapholio September 5, 2005

animal beer

Different brands of cheap ass beer with pictures of different wild animals on their cans, eg: Schmidt, Buckhorn, and Rheinlander. I don't know if they even brew this shit any more.

All that animal beer last night gave me the beer shits.

by Crapholio September 5, 2005

hole

Jail or Prison. Where you get sent when you do bad things.

I had to spend some time in the hole for snatching that bitches purse.

by Crapholio September 4, 2005

Murder one

Another saying for first degree murder

Ted just got convicted of murder one, now he's going to ride the lighning.

by Crapholio September 1, 2005

Lake Havascrew

Nickname for Lake Havasu in Arizona. A popular spring break destination for west coast college students where they go out on a boat, get drunk, and screw.

Dad: "Son, you going to Lake Havascrew
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."

by Crapholio August 29, 2005

teepee

What is formed when get a woody while wearing boxer shorts. Similar to pitching a tent.

My wife walked into the bedroom with that "fuck me" look in her eyes. All of a sudden I had a teepee in my shorts.

by Crapholio August 24, 2005