crapholio's definitions
Sorry ass wimp ass pathetic piece of crap. Man with a dead fish handshake who walks with his shoulders slumped and talks in a whiney voice, slightly feminized and very fearful of confrontation.
Bill: "There's Mike, moping around like lost his only friend. I can't believe how he rolls over every time Eddie steals his lunch money."
Jack: "What a sad sack of shit."
Jack: "What a sad sack of shit."
by Crapholio August 13, 2005
Get the sad sack of shitmug. My wife walked into the bedroom with that "fuck me" look in her eyes. All of a sudden I had a teepee in my shorts.
by Crapholio August 24, 2005
Get the teepeemug. That annoying fat-ass slob dyke who used to have her own magazine and TV show, otherwise known as Rosie O'Donnell.
When Rosie O'Fat used to do stand up comedy on VH1 I wrote her a letter that said: "Rosie, eat a bag of shit, you suck."
by crapholio September 5, 2005
Get the Rosie O'Fatmug. Nickname for Lake Havasu in Arizona. A popular spring break destination for west coast college students where they go out on a boat, get drunk, and screw.
Dad: "Son, you going to Lake Havascrew
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."
by Crapholio August 29, 2005
Get the Lake Havascrewmug. A bitch-ass great album by ZZ Topp from 1975. The first half of the album was recorded live in New Orleans.
by Crapholio July 21, 2005
Get the fandangomug. by Crapholio September 1, 2005
Get the Murder onemug. Different brands of cheap ass beer with pictures of different wild animals on their cans, eg: Schmidt, Buckhorn, and Rheinlander. I don't know if they even brew this shit any more.
by Crapholio September 5, 2005
Get the animal beermug.