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fast food 

Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.
I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.
fast food by Kate October 13, 2003
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fast food 

1). Food you eat when you are out on the road because you are too far away and/or not heading home.

2). Food you eat when its dads turn to cook.

3). Causes or can cause gout, kidney stones, severe depression, hypertension, heart pelpatations, myocardial infarctions (heart attack) heart failure, mood swings, headaches, high blood pressure, high cholestrol......but is the best thing in the world so you keep eating it.
Kids in the car with mom and dad, on their way to their family reunion in Virginia: We've been driving for hours!

Mom: If you stop complaining, we'll go to Burger King for fast food.

Kids: Yaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!
fast food by hungrychance14 January 5, 2011

fast food 

Food on the run for busy, hungry people.
Eating fast food can be tiresome, let's cook something at home.
fast food by Saints October 22, 2003

fast food 

food that fat fuckers eat if they're hungry and then sue the company because they're poor and theyre total fatasses
c'mon mommy let's eat at mcdonald's we can get a wiener burger, then we can go to NAWGLA
fast food by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004

Fast food 

Taken only occasionally (like once a week), the quick and exquisitely delicious food of the gods, require no preparation whatsoever besides the adding of delicious condiments, eaten quickly so you can get back to your busy life.

Taken often or too quickly in a short time, a horribly greasy foodstuff that will leave you with such short-term side effects like headache, vertigo, and a bad feeling in the stomach, not too mention more serious long-term effects. Can also drain your wallet if eaten too often.

The guilty pleasure of almost all people in the industrialized world (especially the Americans, and I'm an American and I acknowledge that).
I sat down for a meal of fast food with my friends Taco Bell. I haven't had them in a long time and they were damn excellent! The flavor mixed perfectly and my trusty cup of Mountain Dew washed it down perfectly...

After eating a half pound cheeseburger and medium fries for dinner two days in a row, Erick began to feel dizzy, felt the runs coming on, and wished he hadn't gotten the 1/2 pounder and large plate of fries.
Fast food by LoveTheCheeseburger January 18, 2011

fast food 

food that's hard to catch. see fast food chain
fast food by Journas October 17, 2003

fast food 

crappy food soaked in oil from mcdonalds or burger king that has fake smell juice on it.
Lets go get some heart-clogging fast food.
fast food by person October 13, 2003
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