11 definitions by Journas

hose party

a gathering of individuals, all of them male.

a party with no females, during which males end up burping, lighting farts and drinking idiotic amounts of beer.

i went to Jason's, but left immediatly...I was in no mood for another hose party

by Journas October 9, 2003

fast food chain

A piece of metal you put in fast food to make it heavier and, thus, easier to catch.

It took 3 fast food chains to stop the damn hamburger!

by Journas October 17, 2003

Journas

1)A sick person

2)A massive high

That dude's a fucking Journas!

I'm all journed up

by Journas October 10, 2003

semiotic

person with just one functional eye

David Bowie is semiotic

by Journas October 9, 2003

bitch that gave birth

"puta que pariu"; equivalent of "FUCKING HEEL!";"GODDAMN!" and other bad-mouthed interjections

Bitch that gave birth, I have an exam tomorrow, and forgot to stufy!

by Journas October 9, 2003

Blasted Mechanism

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.

Blasted Mechanism kicks major ass!

by Journas October 9, 2003

heck

A lighter version of Satan's domain, hell, where temperature is kept t-shirt-and-shorts high, ruled by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.

I gave my son a yoghurt that had expired yesterday...I'll go straight to Heck.

by Journas October 19, 2003