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Fast Man 

The fastest being alive, he speeds, and runs on the wind carrying a sword he destroys all in the path.
Homie 1: Bro did you feel that wind?
Homie 2: Yeah that must have been fast man running by
Homie 1: Holy shit...
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Swift the Fast man 

Out runs the whole crew
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running

Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash
Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.

man-fast 

"My last date was so lame. I'm on a man-fast."
man-fast by tybarker July 20, 2008

Man Fast 

A "one man at a time" woman leaving the dating game after a particularly bad break up, and rejecting all contact with the male species. Binging and purging doesn't count. Also known as "solo lesbo" or "no man's land".
I dumped John last week after I caught him sleeping with his old girl friend, and now I am on a "man fast".
Man Fast by takenbysurprise September 30, 2011

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile) 

Idk pretty fast I think
1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it
A man who exists only for a girl to sleep with when she is horny in public. they are soon after quickly forgotten
P1: so i saw you with a fastman...
P2: who?
P1:yeah seems about right.
fastman by seventy_four. July 25, 2009
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