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(v) to deficate in ones own home.

see farver
wasted guy at party, "where is the bathroom?"

other guy,"no idea man..."

wasted guy, "im bout to farv!"
farv by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007
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large farva 

A delicious soft-drink that most fast food restaurants do not usually sell. Fat fucks enjoy this beverage regularly.
Just order a large farva.
I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn leiteracola.
large farva by Tom At Watkins August 19, 2006
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Over-weight jackass in "Super Troopers"
"Total Fuck-head"
"Sing it again rookie biatch!"
"Lady in blue...comin' through"
"It stinks like ass but i'll sure miss it. I guess you could say that about all my women..."
"Want me to punch-i-size your face, for free?"
"Lucky guess...I just lost a buck...to myself!"
"What's that all about, he gonna spit in it now?"
"Yeah, gimme a liter a' cola"
"I dont want a large farva, i want a god-damn liter a' cola!"
farva by Brokenlizard April 16, 2004

Farveguard 

A censoring app for you cell phone that keeps guys from sending pictures of there dicks that are unwanted.
Brittany got the new Farveguard app for her iPhone to keep that nasty fat kid from sending her pictures of him straddling his meat stick.
Farveguard by Blubyu18 December 2, 2010

farvegasm 

When NFL broadcasters get way too excited about the play of an over the hill, overrated "gunslinger", whose career TD-int ratio is about 3 to 2. First and most often displayed in John Madden.
Christ, Monday Night Football is almost unwatchable; every time Number 4 touched the ball Jon Gruden has a Farvegasm.
farvegasm by jinxed-chef October 6, 2009

Brett Farve 

The common incorrent spelling of Packer Quarterback, Brett Favre
Dude, i think your jersey is messed up, it has Favre spelled, FARVE. Man, you are one dumbass to buy a fake jersey.. Hahaha
Brett Farve by Buttface June 15, 2005

Farveing 

Flip-Flopping, indecisiveness
I was farveing between getting up or staying in bed.
Farveing by Monongahela July 10, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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