farved 

When one sends a picture of his or her genitals to a fomer collegue, co worker, or random phone number.

Although she has farved before Jenny was supprised when she was farved by Justin.

farved by zachattack24 October 14, 2010

farved 

The act of sending a picture of your Penis through a text message

Hope: has Tom Farved you yet?

Jenn: no just drunk texts

Hope : He's sent me Three , and his Penis looks weird.

farved by t@ags January 13, 2011

farved 

(v)To have taken a shit or a piss in any part of your own home, other than the bathroom.

Home owner, "Then i was all like-URH!"

Guest,"You were saying?"

Home owner, "Umm, don't look now. But I totally just farved."

farved by Jebudiah Springteen July 2, 2008

farved 

telling your friends you can't make it, and then showing up unexpectedly

It was kinda cool when he showed up the first time, but after getting farved a few times that shit gets annoying.

farved by Ileftmydogoutside January 20, 2011

fareedah

Means unique, courageous, precious,and having no equal

U are so unique ,courageous ,precious and having no equal as fareedah

fareedah by Anastasia hart August 12, 2018

farmed 

When you're trimming your bowl cut, and you accidentally snip a little too much off the ends, and it turns out really uneven in front.

The Illusion: "Oh dude, I totally farmed it right there."

farmed by Quasi-Realistic Dude September 8, 2013

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020