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farved

When one sends a picture of his or her genitals to a fomer collegue, co worker, or random phone number.
Although she has farved before Jenny was supprised when she was farved by Justin.
by zachattack24 October 14, 2010
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farved

The act of sending a picture of your Penis through a text message
Hope: has Tom Farved you yet?

Jenn: no just drunk texts

Hope : He's sent me Three , and his Penis looks weird.
by t@ags January 13, 2011
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farved

(v)To have taken a shit or a piss in any part of your own home, other than the bathroom.
Home owner, "Then i was all like-URH!"

Guest,"You were saying?"

Home owner, "Umm, don't look now. But I totally just farved."
by Jebudiah Springteen July 2, 2008
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farved

telling your friends you can't make it, and then showing up unexpectedly
It was kinda cool when he showed up the first time, but after getting farved a few times that shit gets annoying.
by Ileftmydogoutside January 20, 2011
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fareedah

Means unique, courageous, precious,and having no equal
U are so unique ,courageous ,precious and having no equal as fareedah
by Anastasia hart August 12, 2018
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farmed

When you're trimming your bowl cut, and you accidentally snip a little too much off the ends, and it turns out really uneven in front.
The Illusion: "Oh dude, I totally farmed it right there."
by Quasi-Realistic Dude September 8, 2013
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I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020
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