apartmentheid

The policy and practice of discriminating against people living in undesirable apartments aand/or neighborhoods.

Me: I always planned to drop Alexandra.

You: Why? She wasn't so ugly.

Me: She lives in Baltimore. I want to date someone in DC.

You: dude - that's apartmentheid!

by jamejamejame April 26, 2017

Hallnap

To stop an unsuspecting employee walking in a hallway and drag him/her into a lengthy meeting. May cause that person to work late or be named a liaison.

"Where's Solomon?"
"Joan hallnapped him into that all day meeting. Let's go to lunch without him"

by jamejamejame September 23, 2009

FatWalk

An irregular walk caused by a person's obesity, usually a cross beween a waddle and a limp.

See that guy up ahead, that's Fred. I know that FatWalk anywhere.

by jamejamejame July 22, 2011

Howard

Term used to identify the person served last at a restaurant. Usually the one who has to say "No its OK, don't wait. Start".

"I dont want to be the howard - I'm ordering the salad"

by jamejamejame February 10, 2010