Term used to identify the person served last at a restaurant. Usually the one who has to say "No its OK, don't wait. Start".
"I dont want to be the howard - I'm ordering the salad"
To stop an unsuspecting employee walking in a hallway and drag him/her into a lengthy meeting. May cause that person to work late or be named a liaison.
"Where's Solomon?"
"Joan hallnapped him into that all day meeting. Let's go to lunch without him"
The policy and practice of discriminating against people living in undesirable apartments aand/or neighborhoods.
Me: I always planned to drop Alexandra.
You: Why? She wasn't so ugly.
Me: She lives in Baltimore. I want to date someone in DC.
You: dude - that's apartmentheid!
An irregular walk caused by a person's obesity, usually a cross beween a waddle and a limp.
See that guy up ahead, that's Fred. I know that FatWalk anywhere.
