FatWalk

An irregular walk caused by a person's obesity, usually a cross beween a waddle and a limp.

See that guy up ahead, that's Fred. I know that FatWalk anywhere.

by jamejamejame July 22, 2011

Hallnap

To stop an unsuspecting employee walking in a hallway and drag him/her into a lengthy meeting. May cause that person to work late or be named a liaison.

"Where's Solomon?"
"Joan hallnapped him into that all day meeting. Let's go to lunch without him"

by jamejamejame September 23, 2009

apartmentheid

The policy and practice of discriminating against people living in undesirable apartments aand/or neighborhoods.

Me: I always planned to drop Alexandra.

You: Why? She wasn't so ugly.

Me: She lives in Baltimore. I want to date someone in DC.

You: dude - that's apartmentheid!

by jamejamejame April 26, 2017

Howard

Term used to identify the person served last at a restaurant. Usually the one who has to say "No its OK, don't wait. Start".

"I dont want to be the howard - I'm ordering the salad"

by jamejamejame February 10, 2010