firepants

someone who lies so much, the devil himself cought their pants on fire.

"did u see george bush give that speech yesterday?"

"yeah dude, what a fucking firepants."

by ihaveabiggerdickthanyou!!! October 18, 2008

firemans troff

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence

"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"

by Rhodesia is still here May 4, 2008

Fishpants

A young woman with sociopathic tendencies and a God-awful case of crotch-rot.

"Fishpants wiped out the remaining population of spotted owls in the Pacific Northwest by poisoning their air supply with her toxic vaginal fumes."

by gtfoplzkthx February 16, 2010

Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 1, 2004

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

by biffula July 31, 2007

firemans hose

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.

Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!

by Antreox May 17, 2011

Firemans Cap

The tip of a penis, looks like a firemans cap.

I was washing my car. As my firemans cap rubbed against it, my hiding serpent came out to say hi.

by BobbyRayJones February 20, 2010