firepants 

someone who lies so much, the devil himself cought their pants on fire.

"did u see george bush give that speech yesterday?"

"yeah dude, what a fucking firepants."

firepants by ihaveabiggerdickthanyou!!! October 18, 2008

firemans troff 

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence

"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"

firemans troff by Rhodesia is still here May 4, 2008

Fishpants

A young woman with sociopathic tendencies and a God-awful case of crotch-rot.

"Fishpants wiped out the remaining population of spotted owls in the Pacific Northwest by poisoning their air supply with her toxic vaginal fumes."

Fishpants by gtfoplzkthx February 16, 2010

Firemans blanket 

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

Firemans blanket by James October 1, 2004

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

midget firemans helmet by biffula July 31, 2007

firemans hose 

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.

Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!

firemans hose by Antreox May 17, 2011

Firemans Cap 

The tip of a penis, looks like a firemans cap.

I was washing my car. As my firemans cap rubbed against it, my hiding serpent came out to say hi.

Firemans Cap by BobbyRayJones February 20, 2010