Fartipated

Like constipated. But... fartipated.

You know when you really have to fart (not like you usually want to fart, but still) and you just can't and it's like painful?

Hence fartipated.

by watermelongirl August 18, 2009

fartipation

When you are bloated and need to fart but can’t.

I feel bloated and really need to fart but I can’t. I think I have fartipation.

by Sheep on fire March 9, 2018

fartstipated

when one has to fart but cannot push it out

i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated

by |\/|477 January 12, 2009

fartstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.

adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.

Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.

by alibree March 23, 2005

fartstipated

1.when you have to fart but i wont come out.

gosh jessica im so fartstipated today.

by 1023654 February 23, 2009

Fartinate

That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.

Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 3, 2008

Fartapated

When your trying to fart but cant.

It doesn't matter how hard i push i am completely fartapated.

by Koffie33 June 24, 2011