Fartical

One of the millions of equally smelly particals that make up a fart

As a scientest who eats alot of burritos, I get a lot of chances to analyze farticals!

by Mojo King Bee October 24, 2005

fartical

When a person farts and a little bit of poop comes out.

I had a fartical and the poop roled down my leg.

by d-bilsk April 20, 2006

fartical

When one has to take a #2 and cant go at that point in time the body releases it in to the air with a fart.

guy#1: dude that stinks!
guy#2 sorry it was farticales.

by john footpenis123 June 5, 2011

farticulty

1. having difficulty farting
2. faculty consisting of old farts

1. In a recent double-blind clinical study, those with farticulty had a higher rate of developing fartesy involving fartish later in life.
2. The members of the farticulty were selected on the basis of age, not fartitude.

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

"Farticulate Matter"

Those nasty mini-chunks left in your boxers after an excessive big push.

Dude, I gotta go to the can, I think I blew some "Farticulate Matter" into my DKNY's. That push was way over the top.

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

farticulation

The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.

While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.

by Magnus Floobertson February 5, 2008

Farticules

Farts and molecules blended together forming a large cloud of Farticule matter.

Caleb farted creating a large cloud of farticules and everyone left the room.

by Billy Bob Fartsalot February 28, 2010