farthog

A semi cute fat chick that is trying to wear low rise jeans and a belly shirt. The result is ridiculous and rather uncomfortable looking. If panties are showing in the back it is a farthog deluxe. The farthog is the girl that you should never hit on as she will immediately turn you down out loud and tell everyone about it, even though you may have been trying to just give her a pity boning. Caution; the farthog is often drunk and if ignored may try to rape you. You may smell the faint whiff of a fresh fart as she saunters by you.

Dude, smell my fingers I fucked a farthog last night. I got drunk at a party and fucked a farthog. I hit on this total farthog and she shot me down. Check out this farthog. This party is like farthog heaven.

farthog by mark gonos March 12, 2008

farthole fucker 

A person who engages in rough anal sex.

The wild biker was well known as a farthole fucker so we avoided conversation and eye contact.

farthole fucker by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019

farthoarding 

The compulsive behavior of farting in mason jars or ziplock baggies and saving them forever or gifting them to loved ones.

My father practiced farthoarding which often resulted in very exciting and special birthdays for any recipient; it was really the only way he could express affection!

farthoarding by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2021

fartography 

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.

civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.

fartography by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018

Fartogenics 

An potential emergency medicine technique that uses hydrogen sulfide gas (H2S) to attenuate the negative consequences of oxygen starvation, thereby extending rescue response survival times.

"Fart on his face, he's not breathing - fartogenics could be his only chance to live!"

Fartogenics by nnss2 October 15, 2009

Farthole 

Farthole (noun). Definition: The origin of fart gas and/or genesis of the funky fresh scents of one's bowels.

As used in a sentence: 'As John relaxed, his farthole opened releasing the sweet gaseous remnants of his chili cheese

Farthole by PartyMonkey2000 July 17, 2022

Fartograhpy 

The study or art of smelling farts to rate them. see Fartographer

I dont get into Fartography.

Fartograhpy by jamesbrown April 22, 2003