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Eye Farteed, and I thought of you.
farteed by JuggLicker January 17, 2010
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Means unique, courageous, precious,and having no equal
U are so unique ,courageous ,precious and having no equal as fareedah
fareedah by Anastasia hart August 12, 2018
When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.
The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.
Fartled by Rorplup February 3, 2017

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
Someone who tends to fart a lot.
when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.
Fartender by Michael Geico July 25, 2011
Being startled so suddenly that one farts.
Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.
Fartled by lavibot February 18, 2014