farteed

A gentle fart intended to charm. Some include extended pinkies.

Oh dear...I just farteed. Please pass the Grey Poupon.

by pffft-tweep March 30, 2011

farteed

Passed tense of flatulance

Eye Farteed, and I thought of you.

by JuggLicker January 17, 2010

fareedah

Means unique, courageous, precious,and having no equal

U are so unique ,courageous ,precious and having no equal as fareedah

by Anastasia hart August 12, 2018

Fartled

When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.

The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

by Rorplup February 3, 2017

I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

Fartender

Someone who tends to fart a lot.

when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

by Michael Geico July 25, 2011

Fartled

Being startled so suddenly that one farts.

Man, what reeks?

Sorry, you fartled me.

by lavibot February 18, 2014