fartchery

Fartchery - the art of aiming your farts. Normally aiming towards someone.

Dude I've been practicing my fartchery I just blasted that guy in the face from across the room!

by John P from Tacoma May 18, 2008

Mongolian Fartchery

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space

Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.

by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011

Fartery

When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.

Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.

by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther!

Eat your mother and gother and farther! Do It! It mean what i just said you need this word to insult people in need so it becomes cannibalism so eat it or you become the mother work out and you become a farther become old and than your a gother!

Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! Eat your mother with that smile! Eat your gother! Eat Your farther with that Mouth!

by Dm4571 September 25, 2020

Fatcher

Feeling catcher
A person who catches feelings very quickly

"That man is a proper fatcher"

by MR MC June 2, 2015

franchery

Back stabbing bitch🖕🖕🖕🖕

Hey why are u so sad?
Oh my boyfriend pulled a franchery

by Gang gang m8 July 28, 2017

fratcher

to describe something in the extreme,always used following an adjective.

When looking up at the mansions from our car window, my friend Betty remarked "Money fratcher!"

by Nellie January 18, 2004