1: I opeth-owned my test!!
2: How?
1: I snuck a camoflauge barrier into the exam hall, and covering myself with it, I used a high-pressure hose to suck out all the snot in my nose. I then used a catapult made of rat-corpses to fling all the mucus at the examiner's eyes. Whilst he was still fumbling around to try and get the snot out of his eyes, I checked all the answers.
2: How?
1: I snuck a camoflauge barrier into the exam hall, and covering myself with it, I used a high-pressure hose to suck out all the snot in my nose. I then used a catapult made of rat-corpses to fling all the mucus at the examiner's eyes. Whilst he was still fumbling around to try and get the snot out of his eyes, I checked all the answers.
by meowfulcopter March 28, 2009
A type of cereal that is inedible unless in an extreme state laughter. The shape of a Rofl O's is designed to fit the mouth of a rofling person.
Get your rofl O's now!
Will they cheer me up?
No, come back when you are rofling, lolling or lmaoing.
Will they cheer me up?
No, come back when you are rofling, lolling or lmaoing.
by meowfulcopter March 27, 2009
The transcendental effects of psilocybin mushrooms can improve interpersonal relationships between users.
A shroommate is a person with whom you now have an honest, clear, warm or spiritual relationship, solely because you took magic mushrooms together and experienced the mystical effects together.
A shroommate is a person with whom you now have an honest, clear, warm or spiritual relationship, solely because you took magic mushrooms together and experienced the mystical effects together.
Dan: You guys invited Larry yesterday?? Wasn't he awkward?
George: No, man... He was at first, but then we all took shrooms and had a great time. Larry and I talked for hours. We're total shroommates now.
George: No, man... He was at first, but then we all took shrooms and had a great time. Larry and I talked for hours. We're total shroommates now.
by meowfulcopter June 18, 2011
Person 1: My child had gangrene in his leg... my 2 year old son is now an amputee!!
Person 2: ...So, at least he's not a dumputee.
Person 2: ...So, at least he's not a dumputee.
by meowfulcopter April 01, 2009
Person 1: Come on man, let's go!
Person 2: I don't know if I'm going in..
Person 1: Haha, Person 2 is having a brothelwaffle!!
Wife:I can't believe you went to a brothel!
Husband: I just wanted my brothelwaffles...
Person 2: I don't know if I'm going in..
Person 1: Haha, Person 2 is having a brothelwaffle!!
Wife:I can't believe you went to a brothel!
Husband: I just wanted my brothelwaffles...
by meowfulcopter March 25, 2009
1: What does your mom do?
2: She's a soccer mom, you?
1: Oh she doesn't do much, she just brings the camera down to my whorehouse every now and then...
2:Lol @ brothelmom
2: She's a soccer mom, you?
1: Oh she doesn't do much, she just brings the camera down to my whorehouse every now and then...
2:Lol @ brothelmom
by meowfulcopter March 27, 2009
A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.
Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:
a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart
b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:
a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart
b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.
by meowfulcopter March 03, 2011