Dump Date

Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.

The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.

Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.
Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.
by meowfulcopter April 19, 2009
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brothelkampf

The diary a dictator writes when inside a whorehouse as opposed to in prison.
Mao Zedong completed the 15th volume of his brothelkampf at the Jade Lotus.
by meowfulcopter March 26, 2009
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Barnicle Syndrome

Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.
1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.
by meowfulcopter June 15, 2009
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Shroommate

The transcendental effects of psilocybin mushrooms can improve interpersonal relationships between users.

A shroommate is a person with whom you now have an honest, clear, warm or spiritual relationship, solely because you took magic mushrooms together and experienced the mystical effects together.
Dan: You guys invited Larry yesterday?? Wasn't he awkward?

George: No, man... He was at first, but then we all took shrooms and had a great time. Larry and I talked for hours. We're total shroommates now.
by meowfulcopter June 18, 2011
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Brothelwaffle

1)The hesitation before entering a brothel.

2)A waffle cooked inside a brothel.
Person 1: Come on man, let's go!
Person 2: I don't know if I'm going in..
Person 1: Haha, Person 2 is having a brothelwaffle!!

Wife:I can't believe you went to a brothel!
Husband: I just wanted my brothelwaffles...
by meowfulcopter March 25, 2009
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Brothelmom

A mother that devotes her time to supporting her daughter in the popular pasttime of prostitution.
1: What does your mom do?
2: She's a soccer mom, you?
1: Oh she doesn't do much, she just brings the camera down to my whorehouse every now and then...
2:Lol @ brothelmom
by meowfulcopter March 26, 2009
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Google Famous

To reach a certain degree of fame where your name or anything directly affiliated with you comes up in the Google toolbar as a recommendation.
Fame-hungry band member:
"Hey dude, guess what, our band's popularity is soaring!"
Person:
"That's great, how can you tell? Lots of CDs sold?"
Fame-hungry band member:
"Naw dude, I typed in 'Black Sabb' into the google toolbar, and 'Black Sabbath' came up as a recommendation - we're google famous!"
by meowfulcopter May 27, 2009
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