Skip to main content

Definitions by meowfulcopter

Shroommate 

The transcendental effects of psilocybin mushrooms can improve interpersonal relationships between users.

A shroommate is a person with whom you now have an honest, clear, warm or spiritual relationship, solely because you took magic mushrooms together and experienced the mystical effects together.
Dan: You guys invited Larry yesterday?? Wasn't he awkward?

George: No, man... He was at first, but then we all took shrooms and had a great time. Larry and I talked for hours. We're total shroommates now.
Shroommate by meowfulcopter June 18, 2011

Mongolian Fartchery 

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.

Powergasm 

A physical and emotional sensation brought on by a vast influx of inspiration of achievement. Powergasms are induced by listening to epic music or through a success in business, sports or gaming.
1:Dude, why was that guy at the back bus was punching the air and pushing his chest out?
2:I'm pretty sure he has a powergasm from listening to the Lord of the Rings soundtrack...

1:Is it just me or has Randy developed a nervous twitch?
2:It's not a nervous twitch, he's just had a perpetual powergasm for the past week since he got promoted.
Powergasm by meowfulcopter October 20, 2009

Barnicle Syndrome 

Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.
1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.

Google Famous 

To reach a certain degree of fame where your name or anything directly affiliated with you comes up in the Google toolbar as a recommendation.
Fame-hungry band member:
"Hey dude, guess what, our band's popularity is soaring!"
Person:
"That's great, how can you tell? Lots of CDs sold?"
Fame-hungry band member:
"Naw dude, I typed in 'Black Sabb' into the google toolbar, and 'Black Sabbath' came up as a recommendation - we're google famous!"

Dump Date 

Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.

The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.

Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.
Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.
Dump Date by meowfulcopter April 19, 2009

Dumputee 

Noun: A person that is dumped.
Person 1: My child had gangrene in his leg... my 2 year old son is now an amputee!!
Person 2: ...So, at least he's not a dumputee.
Dumputee by meowfulcopter April 1, 2009