Person 1: My child had gangrene in his leg... my 2 year old son is now an amputee!!
Person 2: ...So, at least he's not a dumputee.
Person 2: ...So, at least he's not a dumputee.
by meowfulcopter April 01, 2009
1: I opeth-owned my test!!
2: How?
1: I snuck a camoflauge barrier into the exam hall, and covering myself with it, I used a high-pressure hose to suck out all the snot in my nose. I then used a catapult made of rat-corpses to fling all the mucus at the examiner's eyes. Whilst he was still fumbling around to try and get the snot out of his eyes, I checked all the answers.
2: How?
1: I snuck a camoflauge barrier into the exam hall, and covering myself with it, I used a high-pressure hose to suck out all the snot in my nose. I then used a catapult made of rat-corpses to fling all the mucus at the examiner's eyes. Whilst he was still fumbling around to try and get the snot out of his eyes, I checked all the answers.
by meowfulcopter March 28, 2009
Barnicle Syndrome is a chronic mental illness. Barnicle Syndrome commonly expresses itself in those with low-self confidence. Those with barnicle syndrome need to be at someone's side, 'clinging' to someone, or to be in sexual activity with someone in order to satisfy the gaping hole that their self-confidence lacks.
1: What a slut man... look at her making out with guy after guy
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.
2: Nah dude, she's not a slut, she just has Barnicle Syndrome.
by meowfulcopter June 15, 2009
1: What does your mom do?
2: She's a soccer mom, you?
1: Oh she doesn't do much, she just brings the camera down to my whorehouse every now and then...
2:Lol @ brothelmom
2: She's a soccer mom, you?
1: Oh she doesn't do much, she just brings the camera down to my whorehouse every now and then...
2:Lol @ brothelmom
by meowfulcopter March 27, 2009
A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.
Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:
a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart
b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:
a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart
b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.
by meowfulcopter March 03, 2011
by meowfulcopter March 26, 2009
Person 1: Come on man, let's go!
Person 2: I don't know if I'm going in..
Person 1: Haha, Person 2 is having a brothelwaffle!!
Wife:I can't believe you went to a brothel!
Husband: I just wanted my brothelwaffles...
Person 2: I don't know if I'm going in..
Person 1: Haha, Person 2 is having a brothelwaffle!!
Wife:I can't believe you went to a brothel!
Husband: I just wanted my brothelwaffles...
by meowfulcopter March 25, 2009