fartburp

when a fart transience into a burp.

fart get risen to a different orifice and annoys ur girlfriend you dont have... fartburp

by JST_56 January 15, 2024

Fart Burp

When you fart and burp at the same time or almost at the same time. The Fart comes first, then within 10 seconds or less, the burp comes. Fart is methane and sulfer compounds and burp is carbon dioxide. Fart burps are super rare, but some people fart burp more often.

Tyler: *Fart

*1 second later
*burp
Tyler: I Fart Burped! I Fart Burped! I Fart burped!

Josh: Errrr!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 29, 2023

Fartburn

A feeling one gets when they pass gas after eating hot mexican food especially beans.

The hot beans really gave me a bad case of fartburn!

by TheJockster May 25, 2008

Fartburger

N. Something that at one point in time would have fetched an excellent market price, but because of seller greed and overpricing it didn't sell and because of market change it suddenly became such a rotten, stinky deal that the item could only be sold below cost.

Jim could have sold his home before the housing market collapse, but he held firm on an astronomical price. Now, he has a real fartburger on his hands.

fartburger.com

by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fartburglar

A person who farts right after you and steals your thunder, so to speak, claiming they are responsible for the horrible smell when it is really you.

you fartburglar!

by loupro8 August 22, 2008

fart-burp

A vile smell worst than a fart but it comes out your mouth. Smells like a zombie crawled inside your mouth down towards your stomach. Then proceeded to raise all the vile smelling foods you have had in your life and then for 5 months you can't stop burping it.

Warning

Shellfsh can give you fart-burps. Will make you fail an exam and will inflict untold suffering on millions.

Alex ''hmm these oysters are okay''

Ban '' suggests that we collect the oysters and sea shell fish from the harbour
Alex '' I'll take a few back for my Dad as well...

5 hours later......

vomiting and food poisoning infects all three of us.

Two months later Ban ''My burp really stinks.''

Alex '' smells like a fart but its really a burp''
Ban'' a fart-burp''

by Colesy September 9, 2013

FartBurn

A tangy acidic burn felt on the opening of ones anus the moment before letting out a ripper. A warning that what was thought to be a fart was anctually a pressurized diarrheal discharge

I cocked my leg to let one go, but I felt a kiss of Fartburn, and realized I had to find a toilet STAT!

by Thedude78 July 7, 2019