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farmel

verb. to lick carmel from between two rolls of a fat person
by MySistersBrother October 10, 2013
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Farmers league

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin
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Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes
Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Fameless

A person who is famously infamous and has no shame about it.
My friend Kat is fameless. She does her own thang, and don't give a f___.

Everybody knows "Kat" she's fameless for giving no effs.
by zombies in the basement June 8, 2018
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the dairy farmer

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
by Stagmen February 23, 2017
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Republican Farmer

These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.
Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.
by Master of The Factory August 22, 2018
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farmer with a shotgun

The most powerful character in the Dragon Ball Z franchise. He first appears in his fight with Goku’s brother and fakes his death and husband pulling the strings of the whole dragon ball Z and Dragon Ball Super franchise. The farmer with a shotgun eventually ascended and became the most powerful character ever even surpassing the likes of the Omni king. Nowadays he just watches from the shadows seeing how long it will take until Goku’s and the other Z fighters braids pops from constantly screaming
farmer with a shotgun is the most strongest character ever dragon ball Z‘s history
by Darrrrren June 15, 2018
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