farlk

farlk- the sound of a wet fart

oh my! johnny you may want to go use some paper that sounded like a farlk.

farlk by steve and will February 14, 2008

falkens maze 

Falkens maze (AKA Faulkens maze) is a fictional artificial intelligence game from the 1980’s movie war games.

It has also been known to refer to “shepherds maze” an unusually secretive online alternate reality game, available by invitation only. Most likely falkens maze is used as a code or to conceal that players are actually referring to shepherds maze, as some online communities have become hostile towards players. Although they are interchangeable (falkens or shepherds) the actual game is sometimes called just “the maze” as the original game had no name but was given the nickname by players because it revolves around a highly detailed and complex journal written by a man named “Shephard” or “Shepherd”. A known symbol used by players is the sheep emoji followed by the dog emoji (🐑🐕) and/or the numbers (8888 0008). Details of the game are a tightly guarded secret and sometimes compared to the secretive online group cicada 3301.

Remember that scene in wargames where falkens maze says “would you like to play a game”?

Q: Bro have you heard of that “arg” game falkens maze? I heard it’s super crazy and people get obsessed with playing it.

A: yeah man, it’s just another name for shepherds maze, same thing.

falkens maze by Moderator # 19 June 23, 2018

falkens maze 

Falkens maze is a secret online and real life game that involves crazy alternate reality type situations. It was written by a blind schizophrenic guy back in the 1980’s and 1990’s and kept a secret by everybody who plays it. The first rule of the maze is that you are responsible for everyone you recruit into it, if one of your recruits talks about it too much then you all get expelled and can’t play anymore. The maze has an almost religious meaning to some people, they take it way too seriously. You can only play it if you are invited.

Have you been playing falkens maze all night bro? Why are you so obsessed with it?

He took a class on cryptography just so he could play falkens maze better.

falkens maze by ARGononymous June 24, 2018

West Falkland Islands 

A large dependency of the British crown, located on the southern American continent found at latitude 38.4161, longitude 3.6167° W. It is often mistakenly referred to as "Argentina" but anyone who does so is canonically wrong.

In a similar way, the name comes from the residents of a plucky island nation mocking a much larger hostile nation and their (ultimately flawed) expansionist desires. A good example of another country mocked in this way is West Taiwan (who keep threatening to conquer east/real Taiwan).

The official language of the West Falklands is German for reasons that we won't go in to.

They have won multiple world cups, but most of the ancestors of the current population haven't ever had much success on the world stage in "other events".

Guy 1: "I can't wait to go on Holiday to the West Falkland islands."
Guy 2: "Make sure you learn German before you go."
Guy 1: "why?"
Guy 2: "there's always German's on holiday"

West Falkland Islands by Souper Rare July 14, 2023

Fark Independent™ 

A vocally right-wing member of the news aggregation Web site fark.com who is now so embarrassed by the Bush administration that he claims to be an "independent" while taking every opportunity to bash members of the "democrat party." The term is typically accompanied by a trademark symbol.

"Claiming Obama is a secret Muslim again? I guess that's what we've come to expect from another fark independent™."

Fark Independent™ by crm114uk August 7, 2008

Farlking 

The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.

This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.

I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.

I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.

Farlking by TOTH May 26, 2013

Juan Farkall

The number one ticket holder for the Cronulla Sharks Rugby League Football Club.

The Sharks don't have much, but I suppose they have Juan Farkall.

Juan Farkall by NRL August 21, 2006