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FABOID
FABOID Is a successful person who, whilst fond of linking with FABARMS, cannot spare enough of his/her personal time to become a complete FABARM.
fuqboi
An annoying, perverted, irrelevant male who is very easy to spot, usually wears excessive deep v necks and an entire can of axe spray, maybe two. He is always on the prowl with his extreme thirst and because of his desperation for female attention, he is constantly begging for nudes and gets disappointed easily when a girl doesn't put out on the first date. He automatically assumes some chick wants the D when all she said was "hi" and being nice to him. He has no ambition in life and will end up having only these companions with him: herpes, chlymadia, gonorrhea, and HIV. For fuck's sake, please beware of fuqbois
"Who dat sprayin that axe everywhere my lungs gettin infected"
"That's Timothy over there he's a fuqboi"
"That's Timothy over there he's a fuqboi"
fuqboi by sotruimmarelate2urlifeson March 9, 2015
fatboi
fatboi by bender1010101 October 9, 2009
Fuqboi
Takes lots of selfies, wears to much cologne, and always dresses like they are about to walk down the catwalk (even if its just to get takeaway). To sum up not worth your time. They are all the same. All they care about is themselves and getting laid. So if you see a fuqboi approaching run the other way.
Fuqboi by meh-the element of apathy September 7, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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