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Inspiring disproportionate amounts of masturbation

"I couldn't stand to let her go dude, she was faptivating and put out well"

"I saw the most faptivating woman in line at the grocery store today"

faptivating by ¥President Tac April 25, 2017

Words you can keep

Captivating

To attract and hold the attention or of intrest, as by beauty or excellence.

her charm and personality is captivating, because she's angelical and believes in heaven.

Captivating by Mary_R April 6, 2010

Related Words

faptivating • Captivating • captivating cream • fagrivating • Fartilating • Fastinating • festivating

fagrivating

A certain form of irritation created by an annoying homosexual.

It's so fagrivating for Jason to go into detail about that.

fagrivating by Joshel June 1, 2006

captivating cream

a cream color wall paint that gets laughed about in guided study

let's buy some captivating cream paint at wherein williams.

captivating cream by aly_soccer9 December 2, 2021

Fastinating

Anything to do with fasting which is mind blowing. Information, successes, products that aid benefits of fasting, etc.

Fastinating! I just found this product which boosts the benefits of fasting!

I just finished 3 days of fasting and the results are fastinating!

Fastinating by Bee Sixx March 30, 2022

Fartilating

Farting while spinning at the same time.

The scentilating women was fartilating around the room.

Fartilating by Lissness May 10, 2022

festivating

Buying a car, van, or truck to attend multiple music, art, and creative festivals one after another.

I bought this van for my festivating at Burning Man, Lightning in a Bottle, EDC, and Coachella.

festivating by FrankCohen3000 May 16, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026