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I am gonna go to the washroom and take a fapoo real quick to relieve myself.
fapoo by Matt Novak July 19, 2017
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FABOOZLED 

FABOOZLED:- FABOOZLED is the, so far unheard of, description of a conventional FABARM who has been degenerated by one or more N O N FABARMS!
IF...O N L Y that FABARM hadn't become FABOOZLED! We'll HAVE to remember that it'll probably NEVER happen again - a FABARM is a FABARM is a FABARM!!!
FABOOZLED by FABARM January 4, 2019
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Fapoon Fapooing fapoo FAPOOD fapoof Fapooh Fapooky! fapoop Fapoosh fapoozle
When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.
My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.
Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015
The act of using Facebook while going to the bathroom.
Thanks to my iPad, I can pee and facoop from the comfort of my bathroom.

Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.
Facoop by DynamicDuoNyc July 13, 2011
To Facebook and poop at the same time.
I love to facoop, it allows me to do my two favorite things at the same time, Facebook and poop.
facoop by DynamicDuoNYC3 July 5, 2011

fadoodling 

Sex
Kinky fuckery
Fadoodling can often lead to pregnancy.
fadoodling by ThumpinFuckboy July 21, 2014

fadoochie 

When a fine lady spits the ejaculate into a not-so-fine lady's mouth, who then procedes to vomit your excretion straight up your asshole.
Last night me and the boyz were vaping so hard and these 2 girls started to fadoochie us
fadoochie by N1gg3rF@gg0t August 1, 2017
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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