faphand 

The Hand you fap with.

A: I wash my faphand after I fap.
B: I did not know that!

faphand by Urguide January 12, 2014

Faphanger 

n.

When you are getting close to climax but the video or manga chapter ends abruptly, causing loss in interest and happiness.

A cliffhanger but for nutting.

Have you seen the latest chapter of Secret class? It was such a faphanger! I can't wait to fap to the next chapter though.

Faphanger by ME301 June 5, 2021

Fahands 

Zaaaaayme, cutest Pakistani alive!
Haboobie is the kindest, prettiest and funniest guy out there. I'm still waiting to see him again on fouseytube (second cutest by the way). We'll marry soon, he just don't know yet. I'm waitin' for him to recorgnize me. But he will. One day. Please?

Fouseytube is fahands' homie, cutiepie, my big brother and palestine prince

But you know, I got dibs on Fahad :)

Fahands by natebru January 4, 2014

fashanda 

something super sick and unexplainable

That hoe is fashanda in the bed,
That was some fashanda shit yesterday

fashanda by mac/kevin April 10, 2009

fapland 

The land in which you fap (masturbate). When nothing else matters and all you are thinking about is frolicking in fapland.

Alexandra - "I'm trying to call Paul"
Nena - "He won't pick up, he's in fapland"

fapland by snappergoodman August 25, 2011

fathandedness 

The affliction of having chubby or cumbersome – but not necessarily large – hands, making everyday manual tasks more complicated.

I tried to rescue your engagement ring from the plughole but my fathandedness wouldn't allow it.

fathandedness by ztubbz July 12, 2010