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Fagbanger 

The act of getting screwed over by someone or something.
Did you see Dean screw over that other guy with what he said?

Ya he's a total fagbanger!
Fagbanger by Gee-licious September 6, 2012

farwhanger 

A boob, a guy who tries to walk in the duel universe of being cool and a nerd. Example, skinny kid who drives dad's hummer, in advanced math classes, but smokes and drinks. Tries out for football teams after the cut so he can wear the jersey.
Look at that dude, I bet he cries himself to sleep. Nice ride though, has eminem blasting. Wait ... did he just pull into the math club parking space? What a farwhanger.
farwhanger by Gilbert Godfrey December 8, 2004

Fabranger 

A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Granger'.

Referring to the romantic relationship between one Quinn Fabray (blonde ex-ex-cheerleader from the hugely popular television series Glee) and Hermione Granger (the smartest witch of her age from the Harry Potter book/film series). Characters from two separate fictional universes brought together through fan-fiction, gifs, manips etc.
Fabranger;

Hey, do you ship faberry?

Meh - fabranger IS WHERE IT'S AT!

Look, I'm all for Quinn being a pressed lemon, but isn't a Glee/Harry Potter crossover with two established straight characters in a relationship a tad far-fetched?

Sush. Just let it happen.
Fabranger by fabrangershipper123 August 14, 2011

Falangerer 

Someone who does something in which you don't know the name of.
"Stop being a falangerer"
Falangerer by nitrosamine February 10, 2008

Faphammer 

Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.
girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."
Faphammer by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

Faghaggery 

an abstract noun that is used to denotes the non-sexual, highly emotional relationship (nearly romantic) between a homosexual male (fag) and a heterosexual female (hag)

Possibly originates from gay Author Dan Savage, who also does weekly Podcast called "The Savage Lovecast", in his podcast he has addressed various issues of relationships, sex, sexuality, fetishes, and other sex related topics, and issues of Faghaggery in his Podcasts
There are many ways to use the word Faghaggery
e.i. "If that guy is bi, she's not his hag, that's not faghaggery."

e.i. "what in the name of faghaggery is going on here"
Faghaggery by Šläjhammer October 7, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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