Faphanger

n.

When you are getting close to climax but the video or manga chapter ends abruptly, causing loss in interest and happiness.

A cliffhanger but for nutting.

Have you seen the latest chapter of Secret class? It was such a faphanger! I can't wait to fap to the next chapter though.

by ME301 June 5, 2021

Fagbanger

The act of getting screwed over by someone or something.

Did you see Dean screw over that other guy with what he said?

Ya he's a total fagbanger!

by Gee-licious September 6, 2012

farwhanger

A boob, a guy who tries to walk in the duel universe of being cool and a nerd. Example, skinny kid who drives dad's hummer, in advanced math classes, but smokes and drinks. Tries out for football teams after the cut so he can wear the jersey.

Look at that dude, I bet he cries himself to sleep. Nice ride though, has eminem blasting. Wait ... did he just pull into the math club parking space? What a farwhanger.

by Gilbert Godfrey December 8, 2004

Fabranger

A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Granger'.

Referring to the romantic relationship between one Quinn Fabray (blonde ex-ex-cheerleader from the hugely popular television series Glee) and Hermione Granger (the smartest witch of her age from the Harry Potter book/film series). Characters from two separate fictional universes brought together through fan-fiction, gifs, manips etc.

Fabranger;

Hey, do you ship faberry?

Meh - fabranger IS WHERE IT'S AT!

Look, I'm all for Quinn being a pressed lemon, but isn't a Glee/Harry Potter crossover with two established straight characters in a relationship a tad far-fetched?

Sush. Just let it happen.

by fabrangershipper123 August 14, 2011

Falangerer

Someone who does something in which you don't know the name of.

"Stop being a falangerer"

by nitrosamine February 10, 2008

Faphammer

Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

Faghaggery

an abstract noun that is used to denotes the non-sexual, highly emotional relationship (nearly romantic) between a homosexual male (fag) and a heterosexual female (hag)

Possibly originates from gay Author Dan Savage, who also does weekly Podcast called "The Savage Lovecast", in his podcast he has addressed various issues of relationships, sex, sexuality, fetishes, and other sex related topics, and issues of Faghaggery in his Podcasts

There are many ways to use the word Faghaggery
e.i. "If that guy is bi, she's not his hag, that's not faghaggery."

e.i. "what in the name of faghaggery is going on here"

by Šläjhammer October 7, 2009