fapbating

the act of masterbating while making a loud fapping noise

joe- what the hell is that sound

larry- oh its just linda she is on fapbating spree

by blackmage1993 June 20, 2011

What's fappaning

A mildly mocking question indicating you believe someone is masturbating.

Hey bro, what's fappaning in the toilet? Hahaha!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Fappaning

Fappaning is an occasion for masturbation to occur.

The porn movies lead to a great fappaning in the basement.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

Fapulating Device

An item that is being fapulated or has been fapulated recently

Hey kids, watch me fapulate my fapulating device.

by lazydbird June 19, 2021

Fapchating

The act of jerking off and sending it to snapchat or any other social media account. A lot of people do it and it's becoming bigger, creepier, and more intense

Guy 1. What the fuck are you doing!?
Guy 2. Nothin, just fapchating the bae.
Guy 1. That's weird bro...
Guy 2. Then why are you staring at me?
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: your cute when you smile...

And that's how fapchating can help people come out of the closet! ;)

by Double D1021 August 28, 2014

fanbathing

Popular during summer, just like sunbathing, fanbathing involves lying flat on one's back or front while scantily clad or naked, except instead of the beach and the sun it's your bedroom and ceiling fan.

Used as a means of coping with extreme heat, especially when one has no access to air conditioning.

I saw 40 degrees Celsius on the weather report, so I decided to take a day off and stay at home fanbathing.

by The Abiding Dood July 27, 2016

fauxbating

v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater

Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter

James: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....

Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"

"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."

by Jamie Cunningham December 13, 2008