fapbating
fapbating by blackmage1993 June 20, 2011
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What's fappaning
What's fappaning by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
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fapbating • fauxbating • Facebating • fanbathing • fabuating • faggating • Fapchating • Fappaning • fapsting • Fapulating Device
Fappaning
Fappaning by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016
Fapulating Device
Fapulating Device by lazydbird June 19, 2021
Fapchating
The act of jerking off and sending it to snapchat or any other social media account. A lot of people do it and it's becoming bigger, creepier, and more intense
Guy 1. What the fuck are you doing!?
Guy 2. Nothin, just fapchating the bae.
Guy 1. That's weird bro...
Guy 2. Then why are you staring at me?
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: your cute when you smile...
And that's how fapchating can help people come out of the closet! ;)
Guy 2. Nothin, just fapchating the bae.
Guy 1. That's weird bro...
Guy 2. Then why are you staring at me?
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: your cute when you smile...
And that's how fapchating can help people come out of the closet! ;)
Fapchating by Double D1021 August 28, 2014
fanbathing
Popular during summer, just like sunbathing, fanbathing involves lying flat on one's back or front while scantily clad or naked, except instead of the beach and the sun it's your bedroom and ceiling fan.
Used as a means of coping with extreme heat, especially when one has no access to air conditioning.
Used as a means of coping with extreme heat, especially when one has no access to air conditioning.
I saw 40 degrees Celsius on the weather report, so I decided to take a day off and stay at home fanbathing.
fanbathing by The Abiding Dood July 27, 2016
Word of the Day on July 27, 2025
fauxbating
v. Pretending to masturbate while providing an appropriate sound effect, usually in response to an idiotic suggestion from a friend, a lengthy explanation from someone that is completely unnecessary, or anything else that annoys the fauxbater
Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter
Also an excellent way for someone to show their distaste for virtually any social situation, conversation, or encounter
James: Beau, would you go to the beer store for me again? I know I have asked you a little over 1000 times in the past, but my back hurts and I"m too tired to go and .....
Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"
"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
Beau: (while making a stroking masturbating motion)
"OH OH OH OH OH , EH EH EH EH EH, OOOHHH, OOOHHHH, OOOHHHH!!" (followed up with a flick of the middle finger near the clitoral region) "Deedle deedle deedle deet!!"
"Don't ask me again or I shall continue fauxbating to demonstrate my utter disdain for your request."
fauxbating by Jamie Cunningham December 13, 2008
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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