10 definitions by Double D1021

A person whom you consider a close acquaintance. Originally derived from the word "family", however, it is not normally used in that sense.
"aye fam whats happening?"
"not much fam just chillin like always"
by Double D1021 November 23, 2015
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1. An insult usually exercised by kids under the age of 8. Anyone who uses it over the age of 10 is probably socially awkward

2. to move suddenly, usually happens when you see something nasty or odd.

3. To masturbate or rub your penis in a rough, but pleasurable seductive fashion. The opposite sex can take part in it too making it feel 10 times better. Usually used in the context: jerk off.
1. "You're such a jerk Watson!"

2. He jerked back when he saw a picture of a vagina that was herpes-encrusted

3. His lady friend jerked him off real hard in his apartment, he moaned with pleasure as she caught his cum in her mouth.
by Double D1021 August 28, 2014
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stop following me, get out of my hair
jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!

Bob: get off my dick and get a life!
by Double D1021 December 6, 2014
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The act of jerking off and sending it to snapchat or any other social media account. A lot of people do it and it's becoming bigger, creepier, and more intense
Guy 1. What the fuck are you doing!?
Guy 2. Nothin, just fapchating the bae.
Guy 1. That's weird bro...
Guy 2. Then why are you staring at me?
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: your cute when you smile...

And that's how fapchating can help people come out of the closet! ;)
by Double D1021 August 28, 2014
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1.taking a gun-prefferably a pistol-and whacking someone over the head with it
2. When a male takes his penis and either roughly or lightly slaps a Bitch in the face with it. Usually used to spread semon over a girls face or attempt to land drops in her mouth
1. When Jacob wouldn't tell Darren where the gold was, he took a colt 45 with an extended clip and pistol whipped him
2. John pistol whipped Sharon while he had his climax, sending semon all over her face and leaving a light red mark on her left cheek
by Double D1021 January 12, 2015
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A group that has flat girls who boys are not attracted to. If your part of the no tittie committee, well, god bless you. You'll need it
Guy 1: hey look at that flat girl over there!
Guy 2:pshh her boobs are sloping inward or some shit that's crazy!
Guy 3: Yea she's definitely part of the no tittie committee!
Guy 2: fuck, she's the president of dat shit!
by Double D1021 August 28, 2014
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