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Fanning His Balls 

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.
Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.
Fanning His Balls by Joey Paisan January 6, 2010
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Fart Fanning 

The act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love.
John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”

Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”

John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?
Fart Fanning by Stealth KC May 5, 2010
1. To desire something greatly; to need badly.

2. To be moving at outrageous speeds
1."Hey Bob, come out for a smoke?" "Hell yeah, I'm fanging, dude".

2."So we were fangin' down the freeway when Jimmy dropped the bong in the backseat."
Fanging by RealBadMike December 20, 2007

Dakota Fanning Syndrome 

The bodily ailment that causes a person to reflect a much younger age than their actual numbers of years shows.
Examples of DFS, "Michael Cera has got the worst case of Dakota Fanning Syndrome that I've ever seen.", "Hasn't Dakota Fanning been six for like, 10 years?"

fanlings 

A fan or group of fans dwelling in the deepest, darkest corners of the internet, coming out only to fixate over a particular person or thing in forums or comments, often times being obsessive and whiny; usually never older than 14, unless medication or a lack there-of for psychosis is involved.
Don't comment on any of the Kingdom Hearts videos to dis a character because you WILL get into a flame war with one of that character's fanlings.
fanlings by Axel_Obcessed July 2, 2009

Fanging the mango 

I walked in and there she was, just laying on her bed fanging the mango