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fan-din-gle The happy cousin of the "F" word. to be used in public places.

used to take place of or used in place of the "F" word. Term to be used in any situation that you cant use the "F" word.
after hitting my hand i screamed fandingle.
what the fandingle is going on in here.
that job is so fandingled.
we fandingle every wedneday.
what a beautiful fandinglishous day
how in the fandingle did you do that
your so fandingled whey they get home
I love to fandingle after drinking all night.
fandingle by Domaniac May 19, 2009
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When you put your penis near a fan at the point of climax, therefore allowing the ejaculate fluid to spray onto oneself.
Bro, I fandingled the fuck out of myself lastnight
Fandingle by PussyClarter February 26, 2024
A happier and funnier version of the word penis.
The clown gently dropped his trouses, revealing an extraordinary fadinkle.
Fadinkle by FatherJosh October 22, 2006

fadongle 

The act of touching someone or something with a small asian child.
I adopted a kid from china so I could fadongle anyone I want.

Fidingle 

Oh man Adam fidingled me last night and it was the worst fidingling i’ve ever had.
Fidingle by lemonaidsoda June 6, 2018

Fadingle 

1. To rearrange the identities in an algebraic equation to be defined in different terms.

2. To wiggle a person's earlobe with your index finger.
1. Person 1: "Oh darn! This equation is in terms of x."
Person 2: "Just fadingle it until it's in terms of y!"

2. "RYAN! I need to fadingle your earlobe...NOW!"

fadingledangle

Fadingledangle, also pronounced as fadingledongle, means, simply, a dick, male genital, cat magnet, 'Big Daddy', penis, testicle, semen squirter, doctor's syringe, gay candy, stick, pole, wooden sword, unicorn horn, boner, etc.
"Man, that fadingledangle is so fadingledangly."
fadingledangle by Juno Bug September 9, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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