fandook

an extremely long penis with a small gurth. It shares a resemblance to spaghetti

"Damn bruh, i got a fandook"
"wtf is that"
"man my shit look like spaghetti*
*oh damn*

by retardedmonotheisms June 21, 2023

fanfooked

The odd sensation of loving a sporting team so much that you lose all perspective.

My mate is so fanfooked for Man U -- it's all he can think and dream about. Too bad they finished third.

by Golf maven June 3, 2005

fanook

Derived from "finocchio" or fennel, a derogatory term for homsexual or gay, i.e., people that wiseguys feel nervous around.

I am starting to think that Vito is a cock sucking fanook.

by J Dub May 1, 2006

mezza fanook

Italian slang for "half a fag", not necessary a homosexual but is a derogatory term

That Artie is mezza fanook. Look at him with that Pink Caddy and loud suit.

by Johnny Expresso June 16, 2006

fandooble

It's like fandabidozy just fandooble

YOU JUST GOT THAT PRESENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOR 15 YEARS?!

YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! ISN'T THAT FANDOOBLE?!

by WonderlandLife October 19, 2010

rumbling fadooka

A fart with both volume and magnitue enough to render the "farter" unconscious for a few moments.

Bert: Pull my finger.

Ernie: *tug
Bert: **explosive fart noise**
...Bert giggles and falls to the floor in an unconscious heap...
Mary: (running in from another room ) WHAT WAS THAT NOISE... AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL ?!?!
Ernie: (choking and gasping for air) ....Rumbling Fadooka!!

by Skippy107 December 25, 2013

fadookying

Facebooking while you take a shit.

Yo! What the hell is taking you so long, I have to use the bathroom, are you fadookying again?!
"Sorry man, chill"!

by snugbuglin February 6, 2012