by ohyesuare April 04, 2017
lady magnet, massive cock. everyone wants a lick of his 11 inch dick. he is sexy and will violate u in the best way.
by master oregano February 16, 2021
by Alex Strickland December 14, 2003
Fat (F-A-T as in obese, not P-H-A-T as in cool). A totally gross man, inable to perform sexual acts due to size, he/it instead stalks women belonging to other men and tries to instigate an affair which never works out as he/it is foul then he/it proceeds to lie and stalk said victim accumulating the point of an attempted leg humping which results in a beating.
Most often sighted in South Eastern Washington, near the Oregon border, not too familiar with human speech patterns, does not understand speeach such as, "Artie, stop calling at 3 in the morning!". Be warned if you come across this creature! Calling the name Artie out when spotted could lead to a lardaceous(cholesterol filled, fat, fatlike, greasy) pursuit, which trust us, you don't want.
by Jean Loree November 25, 2006
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
A stong man. He is loving and caring. He always has girls going for him. Super funny guy. The best frined a person could have. Very athletic!
by LoveArtie7253 January 24, 2015
by Goodbfibfhd January 09, 2020