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When some redneck country sounding person says the word "alrighty", it sounds a lot like "artie".
"Can you grab some pork n beans for me at the store?"
"Artie."
by ohyesuare April 03, 2017
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A stong man. He is loving and caring. He always has girls going for him. Super funny guy. The best frined a person could have. Very athletic!
Artie - strongest man on earth! Super athletic
by LoveArtie7253 January 24, 2015
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The strongest man in the world. Pete Wrigly, the younger's, personal super hero. He lives in a porta-john and has super strength. He sees to it that all in the world is "Pipe!"
Favorite lines include:

Well call me a truck and slap me 'till Wednesday.

I do not think you can catch me for I am super freaky.

and...

Come my little viking.
by Chelle December 27, 2003
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The strongest maaan....in the woorld
by Jaku May 07, 2005
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The strongest man. . .in the world.
Soon you will be like cheese, boy: melty, melty, melty!
by Alex Strickland December 13, 2003
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1. verb (infinitive: to artie) meaning to make someone a third wheel or to put them in the friend zone.

2. adjective describing one who is a third wheel or in the friend zone.
1. By asking her out to lunch instead of dinner, he put her firmly in the friendzone, and she felt she had been artied hard.

2. She was artie when the party dwindled down to herself and a couple who were seriously into each other.
by Chodi Foster August 01, 2010
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A false fart, usually performed in a crouching or fetal position by allowing air into the rectum and pushing it back out again.
A: They were having an artie contest and someone shot a boulder!
B: Sick! ... Wait, so who won?
A: I did. I got like twenty seconds.
B: Nice!
by thiudans November 21, 2006
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