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When some redneck country sounding person says the word "alrighty", it sounds a lot like "artie".
"Can you grab some pork n beans for me at the store?"
"Artie."
Artie by ohyesuare April 3, 2017
lady magnet, massive cock. everyone wants a lick of his 11 inch dick. he is sexy and will violate u in the best way.
artie is so hot
Artie by master oregano February 16, 2021
The strongest man in the world. Pete Wrigly, the younger's, personal super hero. He lives in a porta-john and has super strength. He sees to it that all in the world is "Pipe!"
Favorite lines include:

Well call me a truck and slap me 'till Wednesday.

I do not think you can catch me for I am super freaky.

and...

Come my little viking.
artie by Chelle December 27, 2003
The strongest maaan....in the woorld
artie by Jaku May 7, 2005
Soon you will be like cheese, boy: melty, melty, melty!
Artie by Alex Strickland December 13, 2003
1. verb (infinitive: to artie) meaning to make someone a third wheel or to put them in the friend zone.

2. adjective describing one who is a third wheel or in the friend zone.
1. By asking her out to lunch instead of dinner, he put her firmly in the friendzone, and she felt she had been artied hard.

2. She was artie when the party dwindled down to herself and a couple who were seriously into each other.
artie by Chodi Foster August 1, 2010