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People on the popular social site, Facebook, who repeatedly become fans of things such a sports team, a famous actor, or most likely an action or something that happens in their life such as, ""Are you ok?" Well Im Obviously not, but ill say yes anyway." and "face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."
Joe became a fan of Global warming didn't cause the drought. someone dropped a Shamwow. Comment Like

Joe became a fan of face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall. Comment Like

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Jake: Joe is such a Fanbooker it's pathetic.
Fanbooker by Asian Music February 11, 2010
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The odd sensation of loving a sporting team so much that you lose all perspective.
My mate is so fanfooked for Man U -- it's all he can think and dream about. Too bad they finished third.
fanfooked by Golf maven June 3, 2005

Facebooker's Remorse 

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!
I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

Facebooker 

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.
Facebooker by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !
Selfish Facebooker by magic worder August 25, 2011

Awkward Facebooker

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
Awkward Facebooker by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012

stinky fanooter

An extremely odorous or seeping vagina. One that may have not been cared for regularly, or belonging to an otherwise dirty skank whore.
I would've went down on her, but she had a stinky fanooter!

Close your legs bitch, your stinky fanooter is making everyone in the room gag!
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