Falsey 

A fictional character existing only in the minds of those who choose to believe in the Falsey. Mr. Falsey comes around any time when a person is proven wrong, does something stupid, or just makes an ass of themselves.

Usually referred to as 'Mr. Falsey'.

I was sure my processor was fried, but it turns out i just didn't have the power supply properly connected to the motherboard. Mr Falsey got me REAL GOOD!
Can also be used in sentences such as:
He'll getcha!
He'll getcha good!
He'll getcha REAL good!
Falsey's gonna getcha!
Gon' Gon' Gon' Gon' Gon' Getcha!

Falsey by Mr. Falsey March 9, 2005

falsey 

The brother of Karma

Gon gon gon
falsey gonna getcha
gonna getcha real good
mr falsey
is gon gon gon gon gon

falsey by SMOKER May 13, 2005

Falsey pants 

Andrew Lindenberger

Wow, that guy is such a falsey pants. He needs to get himself a unicorn.

Falsey pants by Ebony Adara June 16, 2013

man made falsey 

When a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and proceeds to secretly take a crap. Then he sneakily pulls out and proceeds to do her with the log of poo until she hath cum.

I had tacos last night, so i had a very sloppy man made falsey!

man made falsey by DarinJ October 24, 2006

Prima Falsey 

When it is immediately obvious that a Female is padding her breasts.

Joe: Aww, she's hot!

Slug: Maybe, but allow me to introduce Prima Falsey evidence.

Joe: What?

Slug: Her tits are padded, dude.

Prima Falsey by Johnny Pseudonym November 3, 2007

false 9 

A false 9 is a position in football/soccer. The player playing false 9 position is normally a striker who drops back to the midfield to disturb the defender of opponents by drawing out players, and with good passings, and dribbling.

Messi was a brilliant false 9 under Pep Guardiola.

false 9 by Why Do U Care What I'm Called May 17, 2020

Falsehood 

An untrue statement

*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous

Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!

Falsehood by Alexander Hamilton (Nonstop) April 21, 2019