34 definitions by Johnny Pseudonym

Hydrokenesis

The most common display of mental power, it's the excretion of Urine.

Bill used Hydrokenesis to make the toliet seat very icky.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 20, 2005

Dan Marino

Master of the Pig-skin. Suck on that Peyton.

Dan Marino threw downfield. Pass Complete. Touchdown.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

Protestant

Those Christians who broke away from the corrupt Catholic Church of the 16th century so that they could form their own judgmental, jingoistic, and batshit crazy sect of Christianty.

Protestant is the P in WASP.

by Johnny Pseudonym June 11, 2005

Hague'd

The act of being arraigned and/or detained by a War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague.

The International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia Hague'd Milosevic's fat ass.

by Johnny Pseudonym April 21, 2008

Death Penalty

A double-edged sword. No human has the true authority to condemn someone to death, however, The Death Penalty does seem satisfying in some specific cases.

I hated friday nights lights, the director deserves the Death Penalty.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

Tanas Shadowblade

Just one of the many simple pawns in a plot for world domination, which is spearheaded by the diabolical Faile. Arch-nemesis of the benevolent and omnisence Mr. DeNacho.

"I love the taste of fresh Baby!"-Tanas Shadowblade

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

Sunlight

Something my Gothic adversaries must avoid to continue their undead existance and keep that complexion the same deathly-pale color all year round.

Sunlight is a combination of all the frequencies in the visible spectrum that makes rainbows and happy faces.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005