The Lord

God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.

The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 15, 2005

hoagie

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

by Johnny Pseudonym January 26, 2005

Death Penalty

A double-edged sword. No human has the true authority to condemn someone to death, however, The Death Penalty does seem satisfying in some specific cases.

I hated friday nights lights, the director deserves the Death Penalty.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

Tanas Shadowblade

Just one of the many simple pawns in a plot for world domination, which is spearheaded by the diabolical Faile. Arch-nemesis of the benevolent and omnisence Mr. DeNacho.

"I love the taste of fresh Baby!"-Tanas Shadowblade

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

Toshiro Mifune

Japanese Actor. His name has become synonymous with sexy awesomeness.

I would go gay for Toshiro Mifune.

by Johnny Pseudonym March 07, 2008

You're nothing but dust and ashes

It's true, you're not God.

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 26, 2005

humanitarian sex

Please refer to Pity Fuck

Operation COITERS was to be the State Department's Official foray into a series of successive Humanitarian Sex campaigns, aimed a bringing the joys of copulation to even the most ugly and charmless people the world over. However several setbacks, including budgetary constraints and extremely shallow Federal Agents, permanently grounded the project.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 01, 2008