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facetard 

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook
Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook
facetard by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010
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A cheap drunk, someone who can not hold alcohol. As a Lactard is lactose intolerant and a Catard is allergic to cats.
I only had two drinks but I'm so wasted, I am such an Alcotard.
Alcotard by SarBurke January 20, 2011
Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

fagmotard 

A combination of the words "faggot" and "retard". It is used to describe people who are slow witted and/or really weird. This word came to be while looking for more words to describe certain people who piss off people who dont like normal socially active people.
Dude, Brian is such a fagmotard; he doesnt understand simple english and people for some reason still like him... I hate people.

Faggotardo 

Adj. This is what you call your friend that pretends to be gangster, but by being a retard. A mix of the n word and faggot.
John: stop fucking my mom in the dark, turn on the lights so you can see her big boobs you faggotardo
Jerry: Your dad is next.
Faggotardo by Gaynegro69 November 23, 2019
In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.
"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"
Factard by Pipistrello December 16, 2008