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Faggotardo 

Adj. This is what you call your friend that pretends to be gangster, but by being a retard. A mix of the n word and faggot.
John: stop fucking my mom in the dark, turn on the lights so you can see her big boobs you faggotardo
Jerry: Your dad is next.
Faggotardo by Gaynegro69 November 23, 2019
Mike : i know what transformer you will be!
Jay: What transformer?
Mike: Faggotron!!!
Jay: :/...
Faggotron by OjMann April 14, 2011

Faggotron-5000 

When somebody is being so extremely unenjoyable and faggot-like, you can't think of any other word to call them except for Faggotron-5000.
Man, Jeff won't quit cock-blocking me in front of Linda, what a Faggotron-5000!
Faggotron-5000 by FreakinFreakk July 28, 2011
An insult to someone you think homosexual. Faggotron is a homosexual Transformer who changes into a Toyota Prius when he is spurred into action. He has a romantic attachment to the Navy Transformer who denies having any connection to Faggotron even though the tell tale signs are there.
"Dude you're such a Faggotron."
"Faggotron Activate!"
One who is overwhelmingly annoying. Also see faggotron prime, faggotron big, and faggotron small.
I really wish that faggotron would shut his piehole.
faggotron by shorty February 3, 2003

fagmotard 

A combination of the words "faggot" and "retard". It is used to describe people who are slow witted and/or really weird. This word came to be while looking for more words to describe certain people who piss off people who dont like normal socially active people.
Dude, Brian is such a fagmotard; he doesnt understand simple english and people for some reason still like him... I hate people.
fagmotard by Kevin is better than you. September 30, 2007

faggotronics 

Cut out the faggotronics or I'll kick your teeth in.
faggotronics by Biff Tannen's Dick February 20, 2011
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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