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Faggotard 

Is calling someone a faggot or a retard not good enough? Call them a faggotard. It’s a combination of both, but on steroids. ;)
Mellisa wouldn’t stop being a faggotard so I broke her leg.
Faggotard by anonymous December 17, 2020

faggoteria 

An eatery where homosexuals hang out and talk about gay stuff while eating gay food, and then later maybe... well you know...
Bill and Ted like to hang out at the faggoteria.
faggoteria by Jack's Bistro April 17, 2010

Faggotassbitch

Someone that you hate so much you don't know what to call them. Used in a situation or event that is in need of a word that is even more disgracful then "gaytarded". Used only in level tenbullshit situations.
Man 1: "That he is fucking gaytarded!"
Man 2: "No, he is a straight up faggotassbitch!"

Faggotrix 

The shit stabbing theatrical companion who often associates with rancid, loud and graceless tarts.
‘As promised, Mrs Lawreson’s favourite faggotrix Crispin accompanied her to the salon to get her corpulent gammon hangers waxed before they hit the town for cocktails.’

‘A mid seizure Crispin gagged and minced as the suicidal squad of therapist gathered the stifling quantity of detritus from her freshly scythed twathole. But as a loyal faggotrix, said nothing regarding her dripping mess of a yawning stubbly clump, which no man nor beast would dare present his bell towards.’
Faggotrix by Herbie Dongsporran January 16, 2022

faggotory rape 

A crime where a man is charged with having sex with a male child under the age of 18 (with or without consent).
Pit: Yo dude, did you hear about our teacher Mr. Marv?
Dit: No man, what happened?
Pit: It was the front headline of the newspaper this morning. He's serving five years in jail for faggotory rape.
Dit: I always knew he was messed up.
faggotory rape by Legit.Shit. May 29, 2010

faggards 

people who think they are better than everyone else but are actually stupid and gay.
Those people are such faggards. Funny thing is, they have no idea how gay and stupid they are.
faggards by Air Jordan 23 October 4, 2008
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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