alcotarded 

When you are too drunk and do retarded things

"dude you were so alcotarded last night, you shit on a window"

alcotarded by steelydanman93 February 1, 2015

Alcotard

A cheap drunk, someone who can not hold alcohol. As a Lactard is lactose intolerant and a Catard is allergic to cats.

I only had two drinks but I'm so wasted, I am such an Alcotard.

Alcotard by SarBurke January 20, 2011

Alcotard

Some one who is an alcoholic to such a degree that the alcohol has replaced their brain cells. Now, all they can ever remember or think about is aspects of their life and past related to their sad, depressed, alcoholic lives.

After he broke up with Girlfriend C, Jackass A became an alcotard. Now he doesn't remember anyone before Girlfriend B, not even Girlfriend A. He's such an emo dick. He's fucking Jackass B's girlfriend and getting high with his squadlings. None of his friends know him anymore and he doesn't know them. Because he's an alcotard.

Alcotard by Tess498570987593 October 22, 2007

altarded 

To suffer from altardation.

That idiot chewing on his own toenails is super altarded.

altarded by surfbytes December 3, 2020

Alcotard

A person who has consistently consumed large amounts of alcohol since teen-hood up until present thus hindering his or her own level of maturity from growing or advancing.

Sentence 1: "He was being an alcotard last night."

Sentence 2: "By saying those foolish things was he was presenting to me his level of alcotardation."

Alcotard by Gamer Rob N February 21, 2019