falastur 

to be reckless or rush into something recklessly.

If Joey didn't falastur every game of Jenga, he'd win a game or two.

falastur by Chad Butland July 20, 2010

flasturflate 

To masturbate while flustered, usually because you were caught in the act, but you continued anyways.

I was going so hard, but after my mom walked in I just flasturflated.

flasturflate by Charlie impersonator April 26, 2017

Flasturbating 

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.

He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating

Flasturbating by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007

Failasturbate 

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

Failasturbate by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

Flasturbate 

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

Flasturbate by Flasty December 22, 2014

Flasturbate 

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

Flasturbate by Seuse November 29, 2003

Flasturbation 

To fasturbate you must mastubate with your sweat, while you are in a constipated state. When you ask someone to flasturbate you should whip two fingers on your forehead and bow with your two fingers up so your ass is out so they understand you want to fasturbate

"I flasturbated so hard i tore my ass. But Alexis's flasturbation on my bed repaired my ass and i was for round two."

Flasturbation by He'll do March 25, 2017