flasturflate

To masturbate while flustered, usually because you were caught in the act, but you continued anyways.

I was going so hard, but after my mom walked in I just flasturflated.

by Charlie impersonator April 26, 2017

Flasturbate

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

by Flasty December 22, 2014

Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

by Seuse November 29, 2003