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A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.
Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"
by Reconify July 01, 2019
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
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a male/female that is fake and every word that comes out of their mouth is shit.
Sarah b is full of fakeshit
by pooooopppppppp December 30, 2016
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When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.
Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.
by guytheginger September 04, 2020
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