fakeke

Someone he uses the term fuck alot

Hey, Brad remember that fakeke from last week's car crash?

by Big chungus with a hint of sal November 17, 2020

fakeke

A person that uses the word fuck alot.

Hey, Brad remember that fakeke from last week's car crash?

by Big chungus with a hint of sal November 17, 2020

fadekemi

Fadekemi are born queens. They have a personality that attracts people to them. They are beautiful, confident, loyal and the most caring. Though they act like they don't care but they really do deeply.

Never attack or hurt them, cause their comeback are always strong.

When they love, they love thoroughly.

She is really a Fadekemi.

Boy. I met a queen today, she is a Fadekemi.

by ademi_fola February 3, 2020

f is for fakkel

An episode found in dutch SpongeBob where in the fun song Plankton says "F is for fakkel" and people who hear this think he says fuck all.

Dude 1: Yo you know that meme where dutch plankton said "F IS FOR FAKKEL".

Dude 2: What the hell are you talking about?

by Becerrma March 12, 2022

Fakecel

A Fake Incel. That is, a guy who claims to be an Incel (Involuntary Celibate), but either does get laid or could easily get laid if he really wanted to.

Shooter has a GF man, he's a total fakecel.

by obscurityc March 30, 2022

fakefess

When an innocent person is forced to make a fake confession and have to plead guilty to a crime they didn't commit so as to not get a lengthy prison sentence.

Due to a series of unfortunate events, a botched investigation by misguided police and an overzealous prosecutor the indicted individual found themself in court before a judge on trumped up charges. Thinking of their family and following they're lawyers advice the only option available was to fakefess thereby receiving fines and probation instead of going to prison.

by jpg3 November 16, 2011

Facekeyboard

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.

Jesus fucking christ my computer is so fucking slow!! *facekeyboard*

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010