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fake fucking 

To pleasure your lover only, not actually fucking. If you use a condom it isn't fake fucking
"You actually did Lisa last night?"

"Nah, she didn't want to risk having a child"

"So you were fake fucking?"

"We were, yes"

"You know you could have worn a condom right?"

"THAT LYING SLUT!!"
fake fucking by DigiFigiHigi April 15, 2015
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Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe 

A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.

facefucking goddess 

A woman who loves to use a man's face for her sexual pleasure by sliding back and forth across his face, and /or grinding against his features to achieve multiple orgasms. Often used as a sign of Dominance, a woman may use this to train or instill in her partner, that this is the only way he can have sex with her or any woman she chooses, and that his mouth, not his penis, will be the recipient of their orgasms which he will be trained to consume at all times without fail. She will also instruct him to use his tongue at any time to "worship" her pussy and asshole in the manner she desires to derive the most pleasure, no matter how long or often she wishes to "use" him.
My girlfriend was a "Facefucking Goddess". She used to use my face for her sexual pleasures on a daily basis, sometimes for hours at a time, and sometimes while entertaining her girlfriends!
facefucking goddess by queeningboy November 8, 2013

facefucking 

Flirting with some one over facebook chat. Like sexting only a far less personal version where knowing the person isn't even necessary. Could be done frequently with one or multiple partners. Very common among males who met the girl the night before and didn't pull a number and instead resort to this virtual form of "spitting game."
"I've been facefucking this girl for like two weeks, we're finally going to the same party tonight hopefully I'll get lucky"

"Amber has been facefucking me all semester and still has no idea I'm not down.
facefucking by Moe Fizz October 19, 2010

Fetal Facefucking 

When you fuck a girl in late pregnancy so hard, you actually are getting pleasure from the mouth of the unborn baby inside her.
i was totally fetal facefucking that girl last night

woa dude i never tried that before

facefucking 

to talk sexually with someone of the opposite sex via the social network site facebook
dude i was facefucking your sister last night on my laptop
facefucking by thejuiceramsam June 17, 2011
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