No Homo

something straights guys say after saying something gay

Will: I like cock

His friends : 😐😶

Will: No homo

by ZJay412 November 05, 2020

Skexy

Skinny and Sexy

Victory Secret models are Skexy af

by ZJay412 November 01, 2020

Jeff

The friend that takes bad mushrooms and jumped off the dorms ... but lives.

Don't be a Jeff.

by ZJay412 November 05, 2020

S.B.H

Sad but Horny

Mary: Larry broke up with me

Sonny: Really? How are you feeling?
Mary: S.B.H 😥

by ZJay412 November 03, 2020

Car purpose

When you hit a car on purpose

Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose

911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?

Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose

911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?

Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'

promotion. But do you who didn't think so?

911 operator: Dave?

Katherine: That's right DAVE!

by ZJay412 November 05, 2020

Deaf Taylor Swift

The deaf girl from Scream Queens that loves Taylor Swift

Deaf Taylor Swift just got her head mowed off

by ZJay412 November 01, 2020

Pepsi Cola

The taste of Lana Del Rey's pussy

My pussy taste like Pepsi Cola

by ZJay412 November 01, 2020