ZJay412's definitions

Car purpose

When you hit a car on purpose

Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose

911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?

Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose

911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?

Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'

promotion. But do you who didn't think so?

911 operator: Dave?

Katherine: That's right DAVE!

by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

No Homo

something straights guys say after saying something gay

Will: I like cock

His friends : 😐😶

Will: No homo

by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

Pepsi Cola

The taste of Lana Del Rey's pussy

My pussy taste like Pepsi Cola

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Box Muncher

Some that eat pussy

She's a box muncher

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

M.F.F.O.P.I.D

My favorite flavor of popsicle is dick

Angie: What's your favorite popsicle flavor?

Brando: M.F.F.O.P.I.D

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

French for Do you want to sleep with me tonight?

Alex: Jenny, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Jenny: non (no)

by ZJay412 November 1, 2020

Jeff

The friend that takes bad mushrooms and jumped off the dorms ... but lives.

Don't be a Jeff.

by ZJay412 November 5, 2020