Car purpose

Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose

911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?

Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose

911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?

Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'

promotion. But do you who didn't think so?

911 operator: Dave?

Katherine: That's right DAVE!
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Jeff

The friend that takes bad mushrooms and jumped off the dorms ... but lives.
Don't be a Jeff.
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LiLo

LiLo was going through a hard time
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Pepsi Cola

The taste of Lana Del Rey's pussy
My pussy taste like Pepsi Cola
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M.F.F.O.P.I.D

Angie: What's your favorite popsicle flavor?

Brando: M.F.F.O.P.I.D
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Skexy

Victory Secret models are Skexy af
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