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Definitions by ZJay412

The friend that takes bad mushrooms and jumped off the dorms ... but lives.
Jeff by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

Group hang 

When you and your crush are hanging out but friends (that you want to go away so you be alone just you and your crush) are hanging out with you.
It was an intimate date just you and me at a magical place, where refills are free. Then your buddies showed up and tore us apart. They’re forces of evil, a knife through my heart. And it became a group hang.
Group hang by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe 

A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.

Car purpose 

Katherine: Hello, 911 I was in a Car Purpose

911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?

Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose

911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?

Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'

promotion. But do you who didn't think so?

911 operator: Dave?

Katherine: That's right DAVE!
Car purpose by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
something straights guys say after saying something gay
Will: I like cock

His friends : 😐😶

Will: No homo
No Homo by ZJay412 November 5, 2020

S.T.H.U.M.F.

Samuel: EGGS BACON GRITS SAUSAGE !!!!!

Ali: S.T.H.U.M.F.
S.T.H.U.M.F. by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
Mary: Larry broke up with me

Sonny: Really? How are you feeling?
Mary: S.B.H 😥
S.B.H by ZJay412 November 2, 2020