fairhead 

a person with light colored, golden hair (a blonde)

blonde: you look mean.
brunette: that's cause you're a fairhead
blonde: (looking confused, like always)
brunette: YOU'RE A FAIRHEAD, WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND.

fairhead by fairhead magnet January 16, 2014

Fair head for cawl

The phrase is used in reference to a person who has a vegetable shaped head, deemed displeasing to the eye. It is also used for those seen to have a bad hair style.

It derives from the use of the term “swede” – slang for head – and, as swede is one of the main ingredients of the traditional welsh broth called Cawl, the phrase became a popular put-down.

It is believed to originate from the Cefncaeau area of Llanelli in South Wales, and was commonly used among the town's young population as a derogatory term during the 1990s.

Jesus, she is ugly! Look at the swede on her... that’s a fair head for cawl!

Oh my God, look at this munter over by 'yer - fair head for cawl.

Fair head for cawl by big.m.uk October 29, 2011

farhead 

A large area above the eyes that's perfect for collecting food.

"Ya got yams on yer farhead!"

farhead by wynzlo December 10, 2008

farhead 

A farhead is HUGE forehead. People of Somalian descent apply here.

"That girl has got one damn farhead"

farhead by Kristoffski December 23, 2005

Flairheads 

Airheaded women who flirt with men because they have nothing else to say

Flairheads have always been physically desirable and therefore never felt the need to develop a personality of their own.

Flairheads by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

fairyhead 

a bald fellow, or a fellow content to forgo a hat. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Detective Theo Kojak is quite the fairyhead!
Tom, Bill, Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, David, Greg, Hayden, Harun, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Kenny, Kevin, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, and Uriah are all fairyheads; they’re all content to forgo a hat in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.

fairyhead by JMC70 February 26, 2022

farhead 

Far-Head :: the area of the head between the eyebrows and the top of the head

farhead by JaS September 12, 2003