fairhead

a person with light colored, golden hair (a blonde)

blonde: you look mean.
brunette: that's cause you're a fairhead
blonde: (looking confused, like always)
brunette: YOU'RE A FAIRHEAD, WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND.

by fairhead magnet January 16, 2014

Fairheading

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep, and getting it in.

I'm waiting for her to fall asleep so I can start fairheading.

by Lock your doors and dont fall December 28, 2018